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Aha~
[ Oh, look, he figured it out. The video feed snaps on. Congratulations, Anatole, you have obtained: +1 Super Monk. ]
I dunno who's listenin', but whoever it is -- I love what you've done with the place. Real eerie motif, yeah? Bet the feng shui channels nothin' but beauty. Not
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You're that crazy monk. Shouldn't you be more dead?
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Beyond dead. Deader than dead. How you feel about punchin' maggot-infested flesh, Crow?
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[Of course, there's an offer for a fight, so surely he must stop and consider it. In fact, he sounds rather pleased.]
...heh. Can't be any worse than the other corpses they got wandering around, right? I can't tell you how long I was waitin' for one of you to show up.
And not that wormy little fucker-- he doesn't count.
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Did you pray for it?
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...You ain't seriously askin' me that, are you? Of course I didn't pray - ah, looks like I still hit the jackpot, though.
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We'll be sure to have you cash in soon. [ You can practically hear the dismissive hand-wave. ] Lemme get settled at least, yeah?
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'Course, if the Undertaker's that useless too then I guess I just got my hands tied, don't I?
[NOW HE SOUNDS ANNOYED. But a little curious, which is probably bad.]
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Sorry, not into bondage with the public-shy!
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[Okay, that's clearly not the case. Which means his interest is piqued, thanks.]
You tellin' me he went after you? He didn't even have the decency to be happy about it when I told him that Woodpecker took you out.
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That's because he's "insane" like this. It's not right.
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Owl took out that many of your grunts and didn't even tell me about it? The hell is wrong with that guy?
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He's the most beautiful carnage you'd ever see.
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I already knew he was a lunatic, but nobody takes out that many Undertakers and just forgets about it. That ain't even crazy, it's just wrong. He can barely keep himself on his feet in the ring - I should know.
[...just gonna pretend he didn't hear that beautiful part, because, what.]
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Can you process trauma, as it's happening, before your very eyes? Crows are only good for squawking, after all.
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