Just. fuck. everything.
Holy shit I am going to fucking just kill everything. Starting with this goddamned piece of shit neurotic DOG!
Hi, how's your Friday? Mine is filled with waiting for Alex to finish his shower so I can drive his license-lacking ass over to his fucking caretaker so he can hang out. Then what am I going to do you ask? I get to go to the laundromat with his senile, 70-year-old mother who cannot see to drive, but we have to take two cars because her laundry and our laundry will not fit in one car. God, it's just going to be one of the best motherfucking Friday nights EVAR.
Hi, how's your Friday? Mine is filled with waiting for Alex to finish his shower so I can drive his license-lacking ass over to his fucking caretaker so he can hang out. Then what am I going to do you ask? I get to go to the laundromat with his senile, 70-year-old mother who cannot see to drive, but we have to take two cars because her laundry and our laundry will not fit in one car. God, it's just going to be one of the best motherfucking Friday nights EVAR.