PoT Fic: A Night in the Beer Garden of Earthly Delights

[scoradh]

Title: A Night in the Beer Garden of Earthly Delights
Pairing: Momo/Kaidoh
Disclaimer: Konomi is the king of everything.

I decided to write a Tenipuri party!fic after watching Thirteen. I hated the film Thirteen. I hope the fic bears no resemblance to it, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't as it contains enough fluff to stuff a pillow. Thank you to moshes

Comments

[anyotherknight]

There needs to be an audible emoticon for 'cutesy anime squeal'. So much love for MomoKai.

[scoradh]

I love them with disgusting schmoopy amounts of love.

♥

[anyotherknight]

They're too volatile and dorky not to love.

[scoradh]

And you can't tell me that Kaidoh didn't wear that zippered vest not to entice Momo. You just can't.

[anyotherknight]

... be an idiot to try, really. Those two are only an Aussie formation away from precious-metal status.

[scoradh]

That was so beautiful! YES. What metal though -- Iron?

The whole fisting-shirt thing is fooling NO ONE.

[anyotherknight]

I think brass would be rather fitting.

And all the shouting? Puh-lease.

[scoradh]

Cool. The Brass Pair. That's what I'm calling them from now on. :P

I just saw the finals match against Rikkai. Momo CHUCKS HIM UNDER THE CHIN. I was hard pressed not to hyperventilate.

[anyotherknight]

I think I just coined something.

Have you read the manga? There is even more, dare I say it, chin-chucking. And because of the non-moving nature of the pictures, you don't need screen caps to exactly how many people are wondering if Kaidou's underwear matches his bandana.

[scoradh]

Next time I write them I'm so posting the pairing as that.

I have! At least, all there is available -- which kind of stops just after Fudomine's round at Nationals. Apparently there's this whole cool thing with an American team, anime-only ... but I'll get to that eventually. I do think that they don't hug nearly enough, though. Or at all!

Kaidoh WEARS underwear?!

[anyotherknight]

I look forward to it; I had to move on to more obscure OTPs due to lack of MomoKai.

Too bad Jyousei is anime only as well. I liked that school.

Duh. It adds an extra 200 grams of resistance when he's running. xD

[scoradh]

I find the best fics seem to congregate around Silver Pair and Pillar Pair. Whatever about Hyotei, I don't think I'm capable of writing TezRyo. I tried -- Ryoma turned into a drug addict. You never know -- there could be some MomoKai in santa_smex. If I get it, I'll write it. :D

Jyousei have to be the best dressed team in the league! Especially the captain. And Wakato is hot. I mean, for an anime character. BURNING. I want to have him giving Kajimoto casual blowjobs to calm him down after games and then sauntering off to greet his fanw00bies. Sigh.

GOD I GOT AN IMAGE OF KAIDOH WITH WEIGHTS DOWN HIS PANTS I DON'T KNOW IS THIS BAD OR GOOD?

[anyotherknight]

Platinum Pair has some indentity-crisis goodness, while YuuMi has that pleas don't let Syuusuke find out and open his eyes vibe; and Atobe/Kamio is angry class-war. I'm not really partial to any one school.

Kajimoto's seiyuu also did Soubi in Loveless! And I am an unabashed Wakato fanw00bie.

GOOD. VERY VERY GOOD.

[scoradh]

Oohooh, who's the Platinum Pair? I'm still finding my way with all these names. I'm kind of partial to Fujicest. It's quite freaky, for me. Eleven Days and One Night just did for me.

Aww, but think of the Kamio/An! Like, the only het ship in canon, what?

But who PUT them there, huh? That is what the fanw00bies wonder ...

[anyotherknight]

Platinum Pair is Rikkai's Niou/Yagyuu. Fujicest is okay, but I'm more partial to Tezuka/Fuji and Yuuta/Mizuki.

But think of how much Kamio wants to be recognized and how much Atobe needs to slum it! Reiji/Hanamura-sensei is a cute semi-canon het ship.

Inui. Renji predicted it.