this should be banned
I'm so glad our stats project is group-work. (Now there is something I never thought I'd say.) Em is a whiz with statistics, so Delly and I can loll about and google marshmallow peeps and other such essential information. I can think of nothing more gross than chocolate-flavoured marshmallow, but oh my god how awesome.
Yesterday the boy I'm madly in love with - that's got really sarcastic at this point, but damn it if I'm coming up with another nickname now - and I were both wearing Calvin Klein underwear. And he was in jeans, for the first time ever. It almost made me rethink the sarcasm of the above statement.
Almost.
Now is the time to mention my lack of an ugly exception. One of the boys in my rotation - in other words, who I've been stuck with for three months - has starting pulling my pigtails in a major way. How do I tell him, politely, to fuck off and die; and no, not if he were the last man on earth and there were no sheep?
Also, did anyone else get 100 pages into Tess of d'Ubervilles and really want to shoot Tess IN THE FACE?
Yesterday the boy I'm madly in love with - that's got really sarcastic at this point, but damn it if I'm coming up with another nickname now - and I were both wearing Calvin Klein underwear. And he was in jeans, for the first time ever. It almost made me rethink the sarcasm of the above statement.
Almost.
Now is the time to mention my lack of an ugly exception. One of the boys in my rotation - in other words, who I've been stuck with for three months - has starting pulling my pigtails in a major way. How do I tell him, politely, to fuck off and die; and no, not if he were the last man on earth and there were no sheep?
Also, did anyone else get 100 pages into Tess of d'Ubervilles and really want to shoot Tess IN THE FACE?