to say nothing of the dog

[scoradh]

My friend and I made a breakfast date.

a-doll: i'll bring the cheese and crackers, you bring the wine
me: but who'll bring the bulldog?!
a-doll: he'll bring himself if he knows what's good for him

I'm so glad I have friends who understand the need for Cyril bulldogs at breakfast

Comments

[libgirl]

I'm sure you're both gorgeous and witty, but I find his comment rather pervy.

Hehe on the getting a ride thing, I'd never considered it that way before.

Rugby--totally slashy ;).

[scoradh]

Yeah, same here! And I'm neither quite so gorgeous nor so witty as to warrant it. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so!

Ride is a verb for ... well, you figure it out ... here.

I KNOW RITE.

[libgirl]

Oh, I totally get the "ride" comparison, it's used here all the time, I just hadn't paired the two up in my mind before ;).

[scoradh]

Here's, it's literally: did you get the ride off her? (If you are a complete boor, that is. There are more delicate ways to put it, even if the mentality remains the same.)

[nitedula]

I think Mr Ice-Cream Man is indeed a sleazebag.

[scoradh]

Three to one for perviness. For the win!

[vickevire]

I probably shouldn't say this, especially since you don't know me (also, I imagine it could give you a serious "ewwww!" moment), but they obviously want a threesome!

I mean, the giggling.

Don't take me too seriously, tho. Internet has made my mind waaaay too dirty. ;)

[scoradh]

... I ... sometimesthinkthattoo. *scrubs brain* ANDAND she's brought up threesomes before - 'Mr Ice-Cream Man would LOVE ONE OMG'. I think I'd forgotten that on purpose due to the mind-trauma.

Same here, but I think some people are dirty just by nature.

[vickevire]

OMG, lol. How awkward. Or, maybe it's only me that thinks spending time with a couple who is trying to persue you to a threesome is awkward. Maybe it's fun?

[scoradh]

It would be if they were, like, remotely hot. Which they are not.

[mrsquizzical]

i like to get my mrQ frothing by telling him just how homoerotic rugby is. he was in the first... whatever it is... at his private (public to you) boys' school. 'not that there's anything wrong with that.'

and eep at the mr ice-cream man conversation. (except that dear rupert is an ice-cream man so i'd rather not have negative associations to the name!)

ps. looks like the ticket is a go. *flail*

[scoradh]

Dude. They. Stick their hands. Between other men's legs! What else am I supposed to read into that? As for the so-called line-out: I would be iffy about having that many people's hands around my crotch, no matter if it is in the name of sport...

I could just say he's fat and ugly, but that's not terribly original. :D

omg yay for you! boo for me :(

[grey_hunter]

Well, if you're freaked out then you should perhaps reciprocate... by telling him that thing about the ice cream... :P

[scoradh]

Oh gosh no, I never say mean things to people's faces. That's ... mean.