Fatwa on freshers
I know it's been said before, and far more eloquently, but:
DRUNK PEOPLE ARE LOUD, ANNOYING BASTARDS -- ALL OF THEM
I was prepared to be ambivalent on this issue, but since I've been back the shrieking and wall-banging and just general loudness when I want to sleep is really, really pissing me off. I'm well down the road of becoming a militant anti-alcohol type person thing. I don't care about people's livers or health (although god knows they should be) but the irritation factor is off. the. scale.
If I mixed sleeping pills with vodka, would it, e.g., kill my flatmates? If not, I'm going to the chemist tomorrow -- they're all so proud of being drunk enough to blackout, once more shouldn't be any skin off their stupid noses. I thought about filling the bottles up with water, but they're such connoisseurs of raw vodka they'd notice right away.
Oh, and I saw Harry's hair for OotP. He looks like a pure knacker. He'd fit right in with these drunken monkeys (sorry, monkeys everywhere), because he looks like he drinks cider out of broken bottles with that haircut.
DRUNK PEOPLE ARE LOUD, ANNOYING BASTARDS -- ALL OF THEM
I was prepared to be ambivalent on this issue, but since I've been back the shrieking and wall-banging and just general loudness when I want to sleep is really, really pissing me off. I'm well down the road of becoming a militant anti-alcohol type person thing. I don't care about people's livers or health (although god knows they should be) but the irritation factor is off. the. scale.
If I mixed sleeping pills with vodka, would it, e.g., kill my flatmates? If not, I'm going to the chemist tomorrow -- they're all so proud of being drunk enough to blackout, once more shouldn't be any skin off their stupid noses. I thought about filling the bottles up with water, but they're such connoisseurs of raw vodka they'd notice right away.
Oh, and I saw Harry's hair for OotP. He looks like a pure knacker. He'd fit right in with these drunken monkeys (sorry, monkeys everywhere), because he looks like he drinks cider out of broken bottles with that haircut.