a story

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Zbigniew Cybulski
was a near-sighted man
who gained some fame
as a motion picture actor
in his native Poland during
the 1960s.

he usually played the rebel,
the misfit, so although
he was not much to
look at, he became known
by somebody, at least,
as the Polish James Dean.

Now, Zbinghiew thought it was
quite cool
to run alongside a slow-moving
train and jump on board,
rambler style-
he even took to doing it on
rides he'd payed for.

so, naturally, the poor
guy slipped
and fell while
running after one one day,
and got mangled dead under
the wheels of the train.
hah.

tough life,
that being a hobo.