the quickest way to...
-ruin a mexican fiesta is to send a huge bowl of made from scratch salsa flying across the table and leaving a huge red stain on clean creamy carpet.
-a happy marriage is two laptops with internet connection in the same room.
-clean out your closet is to relocate all of the clothes on the floor to the dirty clothes.
-having clean clothes is fabreeze.
i have become a horrible human being. i'm totally okay with it because tomorrow i have the entire day to lie in bed with a good book and only get up to eat blackberry pancakes (made fresh from the berries we picked from our psuedo backyard). i'm hoping it will help me regain any goodness i've lost from my work-study-school-massage lifestyle. if not... well, in that case, i believe it's safe to say i'm screwed. and i may very soon become an alcoholic.