Oct 08, 2010 00:01
So, while being able to achieve, quote, "the unique state of consciousness between wakefulness and sleep" may sound like it's something totally awesome that comes with superpowers, it actually only comes with really graphic, terrifying hallucinations of spiders running across my bed, fish being disemboweled, and strange men standing over my bed whispering my name.*
So, how have the rest of you been sleeping?
*It's actually apparently really common among adult people, but only once in a while. Probably not every time you start to fall asleep every night. Where's Hot Doctor's phone number. I have insurance again so I should use it.