Frog attack
So on my way up the stairs to my office, I was hit on the shoulder by a frog. I think he was a ninja assassin frog out to get me. He leapt at me from above, but fortunately my cat like reflexes kicked in and I avoided his death blow as he glanced off my shoulder. After a brief struggle, he was subdued then released back into the wild. This attempt was thwarted but now I'm a little worried. The ducks out my window have the shift eyes, I bet they were behind this.