DAMAGE PLAN!
k, yesterday. wow. what an odd day.
first, me, dimebag and vinnie share some beers, and we're all cool.
i got them to call my buddy walker on my phone, cuz he loves them.
that was cool
then, damageplan's soundguy asks me to score him some speed, so i called SOMEONE and she brought some "speed"
the soundguy dous a whack of it, goes on the tourbus, and freaks out.
Dimebag: "what the fuck did you give him, that wasn't speed!"
SOMEONE: "no, it was heroin"
Dime: "HEROIN?? get the fuck out now!"
SOMEONE: *leaves, quickly*
then, for the rest of the night, they were asking "where does she live? who is she? where can we find her? she's gonna end up in a river somewhere.
then, the whole band and most of the crew wanted to kill me the rest of the night
then, after the show, after we loaded out all the gear, dime comes up to me, hands me a 6 pack and a 1/4 of a bottle of vodka.
dime: "no hard feelings brother, i had to get mad at someone, so i was mad
at you, i know it wasn't your fault, here, have this" *gives booze*
scoot: "no worries man, i knew you were just angry, i would have been pissed
at me too if i was in your position"
What kind of disease are you?
Scootro P. Meat:
Scootro P. Meat is caused by sponges.
An infection of Scootro P. Meat will cause giant robots to attack your house.
To cure Scootro P. Meat, successfully take over the free world.
first, me, dimebag and vinnie share some beers, and we're all cool.
i got them to call my buddy walker on my phone, cuz he loves them.
that was cool
then, damageplan's soundguy asks me to score him some speed, so i called SOMEONE and she brought some "speed"
the soundguy dous a whack of it, goes on the tourbus, and freaks out.
Dimebag: "what the fuck did you give him, that wasn't speed!"
SOMEONE: "no, it was heroin"
Dime: "HEROIN?? get the fuck out now!"
SOMEONE: *leaves, quickly*
then, for the rest of the night, they were asking "where does she live? who is she? where can we find her? she's gonna end up in a river somewhere.
then, the whole band and most of the crew wanted to kill me the rest of the night
then, after the show, after we loaded out all the gear, dime comes up to me, hands me a 6 pack and a 1/4 of a bottle of vodka.
dime: "no hard feelings brother, i had to get mad at someone, so i was mad
at you, i know it wasn't your fault, here, have this" *gives booze*
scoot: "no worries man, i knew you were just angry, i would have been pissed
at me too if i was in your position"
What kind of disease are you?
Scootro P. Meat:
Scootro P. Meat is caused by sponges.
An infection of Scootro P. Meat will cause giant robots to attack your house.
To cure Scootro P. Meat, successfully take over the free world.