And now, a note to Mother Nature

[scooterbird]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

From the widget:
Current conditions
cloudy, 6 C, 88% humidity, 1028.4 mb, wind NE 8 km/hr

The forecast
Tonight: cloudy, low 4 (Earlier high of 7)
Tomorrow: partly cloudy, some showers, high 16, low 9
Wednesday: partly cloudy, high 20, low 12
Thursday: rain, high 17, low 3
Friday: partly cloudy, high 7, low -1

If you understand this forecast, please do not explain it to me.