A Night of Family Bliss

[scooterbird]

So Kid-1 came home from a school trip to Pennsylvania with a leftover sub from an Italian place in Christiana...and Kid-2 promptly found it and ate it; thus, Kid-1 has been on the warpath, loudly whining and complaining downstairs. Kid-2, not to be outdone, is getting spacers at the dentists tomorrow, in preparation for braces later, and not only am I going to have my wallet lightened by the experience, but I get to hear her loudly whine about how unfair it all is and that she shouldn't have to do it. And they are, of course, screaming at each other for the other one's whining. efbq is down there trying to get them to watch Smallville and be quiet, and I'm hiding up here, thinking that oh, a bheer or two would taste absolutely marvelous right now.

Call, txt, or reply. Please.

EDIT, 2048 EST: Taking the show on the road. Call or txt.