The snark is strong in this one

[scooterbird]

At a gas station last night, after an after-rehearsal dinner with muzikmaker21 --

Kid-2: Daddy, you just put five dollars in the tank, and got less than two gallons.
Me: That's right.
Kid-2: That's sad. That's sadder than a clown trying to tap-dance.

In related news, Kid-2 has informed me that muzikmaker21 and papertigers are her older sisters, and that crazieabby is evil (duh).

Comments

[efbq]

duh! indeed...

[kdsorceress]

*laughs* AWESOME.

~Sor

[papertigers]

woot! i rate! :) in related news, my baby sister refers to Jenise as her "sister-in-law" when introducing her to people.

see icon re: crazieabby's evilness.

[scooterbird]

Kid-2 has also asked when she can be in the wedding...

[papertigers]

we've already decided to staff the whole thing with kids to avoid the drama of having to pick which family members/friends get to be in it.

i demand monkeys.

[scooterbird]

Monkey-2 has newly pierced ears, which I'm sure she'll want to show you, and she'll also babble about being valedictorian of the fifth grade.

Monkey-1 is about to spend a week at her grandma's, 'cause she's in University of Maryland's soccer camp, which is right nearby. She'll show you stuff, too, but it will likely involve a soccer ball.

[destynnee]

LMAO out of the mouth of babes comes the truth that to which god knows for sure...

[anonymous]

Out of the mouths of babes...