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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole theoboediva's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kismytancheeks (-5000 points). In January I pulled over and changed x20xhilaryx04x's flat tire (15 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4996 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
scooter_090688