Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month
ponsdorf and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I donated bone marrow to
xfrofairyx in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-464 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Scooter053080