[Accurséd Eden] [April Fool's Event '09]

[scoop_tengu]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm starting to get a little bored of this whole Memento Eden business. It was fun at first, just doing the newspaper and the blackmail, but, well...

...did you know there's almost twice as many men as women here? Twice as many! It's a terrible situation, I tell you. What's a girl to do...

If it weren't for

Comments

[infusedbymagic]

That's a lot of men. If I were some love-starved twit, I think I'd be delighted~

[scoop_tengu]

Men don't have much to offer me.

[infusedbymagic]

I think you should kill them. Maybe not all, but definitely a lot.

[scoop_tengu]

Why?

[infusedbymagic]

There's too many. This island is so crowded~

And really, half of them are acting insane. It's... a little scary.

[scoop_tengu]

You say this like insanity is different from the norm for this place.

[infusedbymagic]

Hm... that's true...

Except people aren't normally setting things on fire I don't think.

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