Seventh Sign

[scoop_tengu]

I have to admit, it's pretty considerate of the island to put everything back just the way it was before this cold spell. I can finally go on a good fly withou--

Ah--

Ayaya.

Ayayayayaya.

So that's why I have a camera.

[1% spent on remembering the Bunbunmaru News, and her connection to it. Total 1% spent, 0% unspent.]

Comments

[semper_fi_bitch]

Y'know what really would've been considerate? No cold spell in the first place.

[scoop_tengu]

This is a change of subject, but weren't you dead recently?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Wha-- Man, I'm going to be hearing about that forever, aren't I? Yes.

[scoop_tengu]

[Aya whips out a small notebook, and turns it to the very first page.]

Any idea what's going on with the search for the murderer?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Man, you didn't hear? Teatime's in jail for it. Squalo yelled it all over the fucking place.

[scoop_tengu]

Well, that's what Squalo says. I'm not stupid enough to trust someone like him.

Do you think Teatime really did it?

[semper_fi_bitch]

I'd believe he did it.

[scoop_tengu]

Which isn't what I asked.

[semper_fi_bitch]

I don't know, man, I had a few guesses. Teatime was on the list.

[scoop_tengu]

Just between you and me, who else was on the list?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Uh, let's see, besides Teatime, there was Simmons and Belphegor and Heather, but she's gone now, and that llama guy and that Bard guy and, uh, the creepy skull guy, can't forget him. And God.

[scoop_tengu]

God?

[semper_fi_bitch]

At this point in my life, I would not put it past Him.

[scoop_tengu]

Does he have a motive?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Besides just fucking around with me for the hell of it? I got stuck to Simmons for, like, two weeks. I was pretty much begging for death by the end. God granting that request right after I got unstuck? Pretty fucking typical.

[scoop_tengu]

I was trying to get in contact with the God of the island for a while, but the locals said he was a bit scarce.