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R: What can you tell me about policy of the Great Britain?
S: Well, there was Margaret Thatcher and some faggots afterwards...
R: Why do you think Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are faggots?
S: Because they are! In fact, any adult male Briton is a faggot.
R: It's impossible!
S: Yes, they are, and they always were. They even had such king, Edward II, who was world's greatest faggot! He even died like a faggot!
R: Is there a special way faggots die?
S: Yeah, with broomstick in their ass!
R: I think he died in 13-th century, are you sure they had broomstick in that time?
S: Perhaps it wasn't broomstick, but something like this.*
R: But why he died from broomstick? If he was faggot, he would enjoy it instead of dying?
S: It was a special broomstick. Specially designed and shaped to kill faggots. And also there was king Henry VIII...
R: Yeah, he was faggot...
S: He had eight wives...
R: Six wives. Eight is his number...
S: He had six wives, but nevertheless he was a great faggot.
R: But wasn't he somewhat like our guy, I mean, the one whom Britons call "Ivan the Terrible"?
S: Ivan the Great you mean? He was a nice guy, had seven wives and Malyuta Skuratov, while that faggot bastard had six wives, Sir Thomas Moore, The Pope, and Sir Cromwell...errr...i mean his father...
R: And there was also guy called Milton somwere around them...
S: Yes, but he turned blind from seeing so many faggots around. He even wrote a poem about some faggots.
R: Are you sure that Adam and Eve were faggots?
S: No, those two weren't. But the Satan definitely IS a faggot!
R: Yeah, surely Satan is faggot. We all know it from South Park movie, and South Park movie never lies.
S: South Park movie is a part of american culture, so it describes american Satan. British Satan is much worse faggot than american one, because the history of british faggotism is much richer.
R: It has deeper roots, I would say...
S: Thank you.
R: Thank you.
*In fact, it was a red-hot poker
R: What can you tell me about policy of the Great Britain?
S: Well, there was Margaret Thatcher and some faggots afterwards...
R: Why do you think Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are faggots?
S: Because they are! In fact, any adult male Briton is a faggot.
R: It's impossible!
S: Yes, they are, and they always were. They even had such king, Edward II, who was world's greatest faggot! He even died like a faggot!
R: Is there a special way faggots die?
S: Yeah, with broomstick in their ass!
R: I think he died in 13-th century, are you sure they had broomstick in that time?
S: Perhaps it wasn't broomstick, but something like this.*
R: But why he died from broomstick? If he was faggot, he would enjoy it instead of dying?
S: It was a special broomstick. Specially designed and shaped to kill faggots. And also there was king Henry VIII...
R: Yeah, he was faggot...
S: He had eight wives...
R: Six wives. Eight is his number...
S: He had six wives, but nevertheless he was a great faggot.
R: But wasn't he somewhat like our guy, I mean, the one whom Britons call "Ivan the Terrible"?
S: Ivan the Great you mean? He was a nice guy, had seven wives and Malyuta Skuratov, while that faggot bastard had six wives, Sir Thomas Moore, The Pope, and Sir Cromwell...errr...i mean his father...
R: And there was also guy called Milton somwere around them...
S: Yes, but he turned blind from seeing so many faggots around. He even wrote a poem about some faggots.
R: Are you sure that Adam and Eve were faggots?
S: No, those two weren't. But the Satan definitely IS a faggot!
R: Yeah, surely Satan is faggot. We all know it from South Park movie, and South Park movie never lies.
S: South Park movie is a part of american culture, so it describes american Satan. British Satan is much worse faggot than american one, because the history of british faggotism is much richer.
R: It has deeper roots, I would say...
S: Thank you.
R: Thank you.
*In fact, it was a red-hot poker