drunken shenanigans
saturday night i went all the way down to ft. myers to see motley crue. our friends ron and shelly came down to florida for the weekend, so the two of them, mike, and me headed down. it started out the usual. drinking in the parking lot, peeing into cups in the car. and as the night went on, so did the drinking. i guess toward the end of the show i was starting to get sick. from what i was told, i threw up a few times, one of the times being in the stairwell of the venue. apparently some girl slipped on my vomit and fell...oops! glad she didn't know i was the culprit. then i guess i had to blow my nose to rid myself of the chunky pieces. i didn't have any tissues so i was by one of the bars and i started grabbing the rags they use to wipe up the surface, and using them to blow my nose. then mike told me that i grabbed one out of the back pocket of a bartender (cause it was funny) and blew my nose in there too. he didn't even notice! at least i had the courtesy to throw the rags away instead of putting them back on the bar. i threw up once more in the drive thru of taco bell before passing out in the car for the long drive home. sunday was not fun. but i had lots of laughs as i was told of the events of saturday night.