Laffy Taffy Jokes:
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I'm moving up in life."
What did the judge say to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
What did Yes say to No?
"Maybe."
What did the horse say when he tripped?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!"
Why did the singer cross the road when he got hot?
To go get his fans.
What is yellow and wears a mask?
The Lone Lemon.
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch Meat!
"I'm moving up in life."
What did the judge say to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
What did Yes say to No?
"Maybe."
What did the horse say when he tripped?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!"
Why did the singer cross the road when he got hot?
To go get his fans.
What is yellow and wears a mask?
The Lone Lemon.
What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch Meat!