Aye, back
*Picks up livejournal and blows the dust off of it*
Wow, it's been a rip-roaring 7 weeks, yeah, ripping everything and roaring at it like you wouldn't believe. Sorry I've left you without an update for so long, but I thought I was safe since my last entry (about my testicles mind you), was still generating responses after 7 weeks up until today (Thanks Bean!) I figure it's about time for an update, let you catch up with me, sit down on the couch, sip your coffee, cross your leg, have a little chat.
Lots of things've been pissing me off lately, things that oughta piss everyone off. The whole thing with Morgano's comparison of standing naked and defenseless in the snow getting empathy from a fur coat clad being, that whole thing just pisses the shit out of me, of course only Morgano's gonna know what I'm talking about, but yeah, it's gay.
The worst commercial campaign on television ever has come out, involving the Dodge company. Who gives a flying fuck about hemis? Huh? You? Me? No, I hope not. "So yeah, we went to the dealership and they said the Durango had a hemi, so my wife didn't like it but I beat her into submission and bought it anyway, haha. Let me light my fireproof oven mitt on fire so that men look like idiots obsessed with hemi power." Not only that, they have the guy instilling it in his child's mind from an early and impressionable age that a hemi is the only thing that matters. "OK son, can you say hemi? Good, that's all that matters. If you're ever in a situation to choose between a hemi roped onto a scooter and a new Cadillac, by all means, choose the hemi scooter, because that's all that men care about. We don't want comfortable rides or luxury, we want fucking HEMIS!" Yeah cocksucker, speak for yourself. I personally couldn't give less of a shit about the raw power of a V-128 hemi on a city road as long as inside it's comfortable. The whole damned commercial campaign is demeaning to men since it makes us look like power-hungry idiots as a whole, and empowering to women since it makes them look like the sensible ones explaining the lucious leather interior while the guy freaks out about a hemi. Let's also face it, some fucking pickup isn't gonna beat a race car in a drag race. Gahhh, I feel like shooting everyone involved with the commercial's making. I have to go....I'll edit this tomorrow, it'll be a lot longer.
Wow, it's been a rip-roaring 7 weeks, yeah, ripping everything and roaring at it like you wouldn't believe. Sorry I've left you without an update for so long, but I thought I was safe since my last entry (about my testicles mind you), was still generating responses after 7 weeks up until today (Thanks Bean!) I figure it's about time for an update, let you catch up with me, sit down on the couch, sip your coffee, cross your leg, have a little chat.
Lots of things've been pissing me off lately, things that oughta piss everyone off. The whole thing with Morgano's comparison of standing naked and defenseless in the snow getting empathy from a fur coat clad being, that whole thing just pisses the shit out of me, of course only Morgano's gonna know what I'm talking about, but yeah, it's gay.
The worst commercial campaign on television ever has come out, involving the Dodge company. Who gives a flying fuck about hemis? Huh? You? Me? No, I hope not. "So yeah, we went to the dealership and they said the Durango had a hemi, so my wife didn't like it but I beat her into submission and bought it anyway, haha. Let me light my fireproof oven mitt on fire so that men look like idiots obsessed with hemi power." Not only that, they have the guy instilling it in his child's mind from an early and impressionable age that a hemi is the only thing that matters. "OK son, can you say hemi? Good, that's all that matters. If you're ever in a situation to choose between a hemi roped onto a scooter and a new Cadillac, by all means, choose the hemi scooter, because that's all that men care about. We don't want comfortable rides or luxury, we want fucking HEMIS!" Yeah cocksucker, speak for yourself. I personally couldn't give less of a shit about the raw power of a V-128 hemi on a city road as long as inside it's comfortable. The whole damned commercial campaign is demeaning to men since it makes us look like power-hungry idiots as a whole, and empowering to women since it makes them look like the sensible ones explaining the lucious leather interior while the guy freaks out about a hemi. Let's also face it, some fucking pickup isn't gonna beat a race car in a drag race. Gahhh, I feel like shooting everyone involved with the commercial's making. I have to go....I'll edit this tomorrow, it'll be a lot longer.