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[scontros]

[ SHAKY VIDEO FEED: +10

YOUR EARDRUMS: ABOUT TO BE -9000

IN T MINUS 3, 2, - ]

VOOII!!

[ the device jolts and drops to the ground before there is, undoubtedly, the sound of a randomly accrued minion trying not to breathe wrong and failing epically. ]

HOLD THAT THING STEADY, SCUM!!

[ boots stomp towards the screen, tilted sideways, as the audio

Comments

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

[Hklfdlseljsdlkl....]

What's the magic word?

audio; 1/2

[scontros]

Voiii.... I'll give you three guesses.

audio;

[scontros]

AND NONE OF THEM COUNT!!

[ DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN ]

audio; 1/2

[orangetoughguy]

Holy shit.

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

Count von Count, I fucking loved you on Sesame Street.

audio; WOOPS SORRY

[scontros]

WRONG

[ he doesn't even know ]

Heeey, so how about you tell me what you know before I slice you up?!!

audio; np np

[orangetoughguy]

I get it, you want to see the bones inside me.

audio;

[scontros]

Voiii, don't get me wrong. I don't think they'd be real useful on the outside of you either.

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

You'd have to ask the last chick I boned.

audio; LMAO nice

[scontros]

[ would kick you in the balls right now if he could ]

THAT'S NOT USEFUL EITHER!!

audio; BWHAHAHA

[orangetoughguy]

Hey man if you wanted help you coulda just asked.

audio; 1/2

[scontros]

Didn't take you for the helpful sort. Next time, don't make such a shitty first impression!!

audio; NEXT TIIIIME HE MIGHT TALK MORE ;;

[scontros]

Kill you laaaater. CIAOOO

[ DISCONNECTS ]

audio; oh good 8)

[orangetoughguy]

Huh.

[Making note to self: bother this guy at every opportunity.]