apron shopping.

[sconetastic]

ooc: england is currently dressed up! no one should be able to know who he is except for katsura. \o/ speech has been altered in this post in attempt to convince people that he is really a girl and going on an apron shopping spree. her name is eiko. ;)

Zurako! I am so excited! I think I found the apron while walking in the mall last day! It is

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Uh oh. Someone better tell England that some ugly bitch jacked his journal.

[zurakodesu]

Eiko-chan is not ugly. I will cut your belly open and let your insides spill.

[upyourscolonel]

Katsutard?

[zurakodesu]

It's not Katsutard, it's Zurako.

Desu.

[upyourscolonel]

You make a better woman than I did.

[zurakodesu]

Do not say that, Edward-san. You are a beautiful sakura blossom.

[upyourscolonel]

But I had tiny little boobs.

[zurakodesu]

The only size that matters is sword size.

[upyourscolonel]

That's tiny too.

[zurakodesu]

...Ah...

[cakefesta]

Congratulations, Zura. You finally beat someone in the only size contest that matters.

[zurakodesu]

For the last time, just because I didn't measure with you and the other cretins back in school does not mean I have anything to hide.

[cakefesta]

You're right.

I think it's the fact that you screamed like a little girl and kicked at anything that moved and then hid yourself in the bathroom for three hours and wouldn't come out that suggested you had something to hide.

[zurakodesu]

I AM NOT A DISGUSTING EXHIBITIONIST LIKE YOU. SHUT UP. KUGIMIYA WAS TRYING TO TAKE OFF MY UNDER KIMONO. HIS HANDS SMELLED LIKE CORN CHIPS. SHUT UP. I HATE YOU.

[upyourscolonel]

I can't satisfy my girlfriend I'm pathetiiiiiiiiiiiic.

[zurakodesu]

...Ah...