I coulda sworn I had calculated out exactly what is needed to be creative.... I don't know what happened!
Curse my highly logical left-brained self. I keep trying to make some music on this fruity loops program that makes songs and stuff. But, hey, as it turns out.... I totally suck!!! Like... the music is in my head... but it doesn't come out right!!!! I spend hours only to accomplish almost nothing and then accidentally erase that (then get frustrated and quit). It just doesn't seem fair! I can't draw, dance, make anything that moderately resembles something "beautiful", decorate, write poetry, dress well, or do anything else that requires creative ability.... and now I'm confirming that I have absolutely no musical talent either!! I refuse to believe that I'm just not creative at all.... I just uh.... you know... haven't found my creative outlet yet!! Argh...
The people at my work are hilarious. I got named a "computer-guru." Why, you ask? Why because I can change the font size on a word processor program! Boy, isn't that amazing? Yeah that's how sad they are. I told Diane (a co-worker) to double click on an icon. So, after she got the hang of moving the mouse, she right-clicked on it once..... and at that point I realized that she had never before in her life used a mouse. Oh man.... there's just something not right about that.
How to enrage four grocery store employees at once:
Buy a whole lot of stuff (approximately 470 dollars of stuff). Wait until the store closes at 11 o'clock. Bring up your 470 dollar order just slightly after 11.
I couldn't believe a lady did that. That thing was four carts after we had it bagged!!! And it took us forever- so we all had to stay kinda late. What a punk.
I think before I go I should recommend a darn fine webcomic to all two of you who are reading. Check out www.samandfuzzy.com. Plenty of laughs there.
Quote time...
"Underwater fight scenes are like the drum solos of movies." - Mystery Science Theater 3000
The people at my work are hilarious. I got named a "computer-guru." Why, you ask? Why because I can change the font size on a word processor program! Boy, isn't that amazing? Yeah that's how sad they are. I told Diane (a co-worker) to double click on an icon. So, after she got the hang of moving the mouse, she right-clicked on it once..... and at that point I realized that she had never before in her life used a mouse. Oh man.... there's just something not right about that.
How to enrage four grocery store employees at once:
Buy a whole lot of stuff (approximately 470 dollars of stuff). Wait until the store closes at 11 o'clock. Bring up your 470 dollar order just slightly after 11.
I couldn't believe a lady did that. That thing was four carts after we had it bagged!!! And it took us forever- so we all had to stay kinda late. What a punk.
I think before I go I should recommend a darn fine webcomic to all two of you who are reading. Check out www.samandfuzzy.com. Plenty of laughs there.
Quote time...
"Underwater fight scenes are like the drum solos of movies." - Mystery Science Theater 3000