my convo with tom...lol its really funnny
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: hey
PolishTomC13: hey molly
PolishTomC13: whats up
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: nothign i just got back from dinner
PolishTomC13: dinner at midnight?
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i was eating with a friend from work, janel mckensie, mrs. spurlock's son and his friend at pappasitos
PolishTomC13: ah cool
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah it fun
PolishTomC13: so hows work
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: good i made 76$ tonight
PolishTomC13: holla
PolishTomC13: thats good money
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i know and theres hourly wages
PolishTomC13: yo, what do you think of my profile
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it was good tonight except there was alot of bitchy customers and i had to train someone
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: let me look
PolishTomC13: its a masterpiece written by me and jessica
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: thats good
PolishTomC13: is it funny
PolishTomC13: or should I scrap it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: no i like it
PolishTomC13: allright
PolishTomC13: would you like to be in it
PolishTomC13: I can make an addition
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i wanna be in it
PolishTomC13: what role would you like to play
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i dont know
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: what roles are there
PolishTomC13: anything you like
PolishTomC13: president, another pimp, taxi driver, the pimps hoe
PolishTomC13: there are infinite possibilities
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i can be the pimps hoe
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: lol
PolishTomC13: what do you want to do
PolishTomC13: oh, you should beat up the pimp and team up with jessica
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i dont know
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i will
PolishTomC13: awesome
PolishTomC13: h/o, how do you spell your last name
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: orr
PolishTomC13: ok
PolishTomC13: ok
PolishTomC13: its done
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: k let me see it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: what do you think
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol thats cool
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti t. approves
PolishTomC13: nice
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i read it to her
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: *herre
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: what
PolishTomC13: its the honduras poverty fighters cuz jessica is going to honduras in a few days
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: reaaly?
PolishTomC13: yah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: for what?
PolishTomC13: amigos, I think is what its called
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh yeah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: thats cool
PolishTomC13: you should make a story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i should but im not feeling that creative
PolishTomC13: something crazy funny about work or something
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: h/o
PolishTomC13: "so I was at work one day, when this _____ came up..."
PolishTomC13: and so on
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you can make one up for me
PolishTomC13: but I haven't been to your work
PolishTomC13: I don't know the aura of it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah its basically everyone is hooking up with each other
PolishTomC13: just make up whatever comes in to your head
PolishTomC13: play on that then
PolishTomC13: are you writing it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: not yet
PolishTomC13: get crackin
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i cant think of anything its past midnight, my cretive side is gone
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: fine here i go
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: .....
PolishTomC13: YAY!
PolishTomC13: hows it comming
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: one day i was talking to my friend tom, who had just made up a creative story about pimps and hoes; he forced me into writing a story like his so i decided to write about how much i love krysti turnquest. let me describe her to you. her hair is the texture of hay after laying in a horses stall with 2 week old piss and mold on it. her eyes are a chocalate brown color, like glistening fresh diherria in a porcelin toilet bowl. her tan skin is the color of galvestons polluted sand squished between a 45 year male caucasion's toes from the 3rd ward. her lips are lips like puss volcanoes bursting with genital herpes on ******* butt hole
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: sorry i just couldnt think of anyone else for that last sentance
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: hope you arent mad
PolishTomC13: thats the worst freakin story EVER
PolishTomC13: its not funny, its just hurtfull
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti and i think that is hilarious
PolishTomC13: like what the crap
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: she helped me make it up
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: shes on the phone with me
PolishTomC13: A plague on the both of you
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: hey i was just writing krysti a love poem
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti thought up the diahheria line
PolishTomC13: well please just take my name out of it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i think that was a nice sentence in there
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: whose name should be there
PolishTomC13: I want nothing to do with that peom
PolishTomC13: nobodies
PolishTomC13: that story was just unpleasant
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: your a dork tom
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it was just a joke
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti is writing one for me right now
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i didntmean to offend you
PolishTomC13: why don't you just write a funny and lighthearted story
PolishTomC13: an enjoyable story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: cause this is more fun
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: janel wrote one for me but wrote it with her left hand it was hilarious
PolishTomC13: don't know her
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: okay here my lighthearted story
PolishTomC13: k
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: once there was a boy who feel down and broke his leg. his dad picked the boy up and said it will be alright son, we fall down so we can learn to pick ourselves up again. he carried the son into their mansion where everyone lived happily everafter and the boy became batman and saved the city of gotham.
PolishTomC13: better, the sarcasm is a nice touch, but still a bit unoriginal
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh youve seen batman have you?
PolishTomC13: no
PolishTomC13: not yet
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh well i pulled my ideas from that movie
PolishTomC13: but you could put it in there
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it is still though, entirely original
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i could put what in where
PolishTomC13: that story in your profile
PolishTomC13: its entertaining
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: not really cause its exactly from the movie
PolishTomC13: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: okay its there
PolishTomC13: jeez
PolishTomC13: fine, if thats how its gonna be
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: what i put it in there
PolishTomC13: but you put stuff that I said too
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: gosh tom i just cant please you
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i write a creative story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you think its mean
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i wrote a "lighthearted story"
PolishTomC13: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you think its not original enough
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: then you say "PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE" so i obey
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: and now you whine cause i put stuff in there that YOU said
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: dork
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: gosh
PolishTomC13: huh, fine
PolishTomC13: forget this conversation ever happened
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: man, someday I'm gonna write a novel in profile form
PolishTomC13: its gonna be off da hinges
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: riight
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: im putting this convo in my lj
PolishTomC13: whats lj
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: live journal
PolishTomC13: is that what the my journal link is?
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: your a quick one tom lol
PolishTomC13: yes
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: I'm gonna go read your journal then
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: k
oh man tom is really funny, hes a quick one... :) jk tom **molls
PolishTomC13: hey molly
PolishTomC13: whats up
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: nothign i just got back from dinner
PolishTomC13: dinner at midnight?
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i was eating with a friend from work, janel mckensie, mrs. spurlock's son and his friend at pappasitos
PolishTomC13: ah cool
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah it fun
PolishTomC13: so hows work
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: good i made 76$ tonight
PolishTomC13: holla
PolishTomC13: thats good money
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i know and theres hourly wages
PolishTomC13: yo, what do you think of my profile
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it was good tonight except there was alot of bitchy customers and i had to train someone
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: let me look
PolishTomC13: its a masterpiece written by me and jessica
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: thats good
PolishTomC13: is it funny
PolishTomC13: or should I scrap it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: no i like it
PolishTomC13: allright
PolishTomC13: would you like to be in it
PolishTomC13: I can make an addition
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i wanna be in it
PolishTomC13: what role would you like to play
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i dont know
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: what roles are there
PolishTomC13: anything you like
PolishTomC13: president, another pimp, taxi driver, the pimps hoe
PolishTomC13: there are infinite possibilities
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i can be the pimps hoe
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: lol
PolishTomC13: what do you want to do
PolishTomC13: oh, you should beat up the pimp and team up with jessica
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i dont know
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah i will
PolishTomC13: awesome
PolishTomC13: h/o, how do you spell your last name
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: orr
PolishTomC13: ok
PolishTomC13: ok
PolishTomC13: its done
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: k let me see it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: what do you think
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol thats cool
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti t. approves
PolishTomC13: nice
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i read it to her
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: *herre
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: what
PolishTomC13: its the honduras poverty fighters cuz jessica is going to honduras in a few days
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: reaaly?
PolishTomC13: yah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: for what?
PolishTomC13: amigos, I think is what its called
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh yeah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: thats cool
PolishTomC13: you should make a story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i should but im not feeling that creative
PolishTomC13: something crazy funny about work or something
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: h/o
PolishTomC13: "so I was at work one day, when this _____ came up..."
PolishTomC13: and so on
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you can make one up for me
PolishTomC13: but I haven't been to your work
PolishTomC13: I don't know the aura of it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah its basically everyone is hooking up with each other
PolishTomC13: just make up whatever comes in to your head
PolishTomC13: play on that then
PolishTomC13: are you writing it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: not yet
PolishTomC13: get crackin
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i cant think of anything its past midnight, my cretive side is gone
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: fine here i go
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: .....
PolishTomC13: YAY!
PolishTomC13: hows it comming
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: one day i was talking to my friend tom, who had just made up a creative story about pimps and hoes; he forced me into writing a story like his so i decided to write about how much i love krysti turnquest. let me describe her to you. her hair is the texture of hay after laying in a horses stall with 2 week old piss and mold on it. her eyes are a chocalate brown color, like glistening fresh diherria in a porcelin toilet bowl. her tan skin is the color of galvestons polluted sand squished between a 45 year male caucasion's toes from the 3rd ward. her lips are lips like puss volcanoes bursting with genital herpes on ******* butt hole
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: sorry i just couldnt think of anyone else for that last sentance
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: hope you arent mad
PolishTomC13: thats the worst freakin story EVER
PolishTomC13: its not funny, its just hurtfull
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti and i think that is hilarious
PolishTomC13: like what the crap
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: she helped me make it up
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: shes on the phone with me
PolishTomC13: A plague on the both of you
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: hey i was just writing krysti a love poem
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti thought up the diahheria line
PolishTomC13: well please just take my name out of it
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i think that was a nice sentence in there
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: whose name should be there
PolishTomC13: I want nothing to do with that peom
PolishTomC13: nobodies
PolishTomC13: that story was just unpleasant
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: your a dork tom
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it was just a joke
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: krysti is writing one for me right now
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i didntmean to offend you
PolishTomC13: why don't you just write a funny and lighthearted story
PolishTomC13: an enjoyable story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: cause this is more fun
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: janel wrote one for me but wrote it with her left hand it was hilarious
PolishTomC13: don't know her
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: okay here my lighthearted story
PolishTomC13: k
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: once there was a boy who feel down and broke his leg. his dad picked the boy up and said it will be alright son, we fall down so we can learn to pick ourselves up again. he carried the son into their mansion where everyone lived happily everafter and the boy became batman and saved the city of gotham.
PolishTomC13: better, the sarcasm is a nice touch, but still a bit unoriginal
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh youve seen batman have you?
PolishTomC13: no
PolishTomC13: not yet
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: oh well i pulled my ideas from that movie
PolishTomC13: but you could put it in there
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: it is still though, entirely original
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i could put what in where
PolishTomC13: that story in your profile
PolishTomC13: its entertaining
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: not really cause its exactly from the movie
PolishTomC13: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: okay its there
PolishTomC13: jeez
PolishTomC13: fine, if thats how its gonna be
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: what i put it in there
PolishTomC13: but you put stuff that I said too
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: gosh tom i just cant please you
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i write a creative story
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you think its mean
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: i wrote a "lighthearted story"
PolishTomC13: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: you think its not original enough
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: then you say "PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE" so i obey
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: and now you whine cause i put stuff in there that YOU said
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: dork
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: gosh
PolishTomC13: huh, fine
PolishTomC13: forget this conversation ever happened
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: man, someday I'm gonna write a novel in profile form
PolishTomC13: its gonna be off da hinges
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: riight
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: im putting this convo in my lj
PolishTomC13: whats lj
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: live journal
PolishTomC13: is that what the my journal link is?
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: yeah
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: your a quick one tom lol
PolishTomC13: yes
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: lol
PolishTomC13: I'm gonna go read your journal then
FrUiTsAlAdSyUmMy: k
oh man tom is really funny, hes a quick one... :) jk tom **molls