I'm getting paid to eat hamburgers
I'm too classy for my own good. Destroying happy families is never a fun job, but sometimes, it has to be done. It's Thursday. I don't know where to go from here. I lack motivation except in things that don't count. One day I am going to realize when my life began and think about how much time I've wasted since then. I've come to learn that murderers lie...and steal. Law and Order taught me that. Whomever said that television makes you stupid, I be's the proving wrong person. My life is somewhat boring. I'm building my own sled. You know. for all the presents. and reindeer.