Jan 20, 2006 14:23
Classes resume.
a nut is a legume.
I no longer have room
for what to assume.
Graduation countdown: some days, maybe some weeks in there, about a month or two, I'll throw in some seconds, and lets say 3 minutes.
I have to give a speech on someONE of interest. At first I decided upon Mr. Stephen Colbert, in order to introduce the wonderful world of Wigfield and crossdressing. Then I thought David Sedaris would be a better candidate, I would be able to introduce some literary gems to the class and the finer areas of obsessive compulsive disorder in children. However, the speech is only 3 minutes long. Not nearly enough time to praise these men the way they should be praised. I think I might talk about that chimpanzee that went to space.
I'm starting a poop factory, if anyone is interesting in joining the ranks,I need a 500 word essay and/or poem on the positive uses of human waste, in german, written backwards, on a t-shirt of your choosing