so what? u're telling me that if u could reach... a pack of flavored condoms wouldnt look tempting?

[scissorlock420]

fuck you livejournal.

but not all the cool people on here.

you're good.

i've got the sneezes and i want some fingernail clippers, very very soon.

note to self: it is not safe to walk the small family dogs while mowing the lawn.

thank you. you've been a good audience.

would you like a reciept?