Evil Portrait ~ Evan.......TrashyVaudeville ~ Rose
TrashyVaudeville: she makes out with a goddamn ten year old! and he's always fucking naked!
Evil Portrait: haha
Evil Portrait: does she actually makeout with him?
Evil Portrait: like with tongues?
TrashyVaudeville: they kiss and it's shown from the side and they open their mouths, so it's meant to look like there's tongue but you can't see it
Evil Portrait: hahaha
Evil Portrait: and he was in the bathtub right?
TrashyVaudeville: that must have been the most awkward thing ever
Evil Portrait: do you see his weewee?
Evil Portrait: i bet nicole kidman asked for it to be in the movie
Evil Portrait: she probably loved it
TrashyVaudeville: they're in the bathtub together a lot, but when they makeout it's on the street and she has to lean way way down
TrashyVaudeville: yeah, crazy bitch
Evil Portrait: do you see her naked too?
TrashyVaudeville: yeah, and she's in a scene where she has sex with a grown man and you see her tittays and the sex looks REALLY real
TrashyVaudeville: like, they were definitely naked and grinding, and penetration seemed very convincing
Evil Portrait: how does the sex look real?
TrashyVaudeville: like it looked like they could genuinely have been having sex on camera, not just fake grinding like in most movies
Evil Portrait: so this 10 year old boy and nicole kidman were naked together in a bathtub to shoot a movie, but if i do that sort of thing its against the law?
Evil Portrait: what a filthy whore
TrashyVaudeville: hollywood, my friend, it has its own laws.
Evil Portrait: i hope her parents are disgusted and ashamed
TrashyVaudeville: i wonder what tom cruise is thinking.
TrashyVaudeville: what would you do if you found videos of your ex-wife like this?
Evil Portrait: i believe that eyes wide shut was really a documentary of their real lives
TrashyVaudeville: it totally was.
Evil Portrait: well, if it was AFTER we were married, id just be disgusted and like probbaly a bit upset, unless i had totally gotten over her and moved on..
Evil Portrait: if the video was from before we were married, and now we were divorced
Evil Portrait: id be really angry
TrashyVaudeville: no matter what, i would still always be upset that i had touched them at some point in my life.
Evil Portrait: and id want some from of vengeance
TrashyVaudeville: you and your vengeance!
Evil Portrait: if the video was from while we were together and now we were divorced
Evil Portrait: id just send it to her parents
TrashyVaudeville: but what if it were made into a movie that you know they already saw anyway and now everyone knows you used to me married to some crazy pedophile?
TrashyVaudeville: that would upset me to no end
Evil Portrait: now in this video is it just her having sex on camera for hollywood or something? or is it the 10 year old boy thing?
TrashyVaudeville: the 10 year old boy thing
Evil Portrait: hmm, in that case
Evil Portrait: id demand social services did somehting about it
Evil Portrait: and..
TrashyVaudeville: we should call social services on this movie. we should bring this bitch down.
Evil Portrait: i'd probbaly start paying one of the child's friends to slip him anti-growth hormones at lunch time
Evil Portrait: like, alot of them
Evil Portrait: and then..
TrashyVaudeville: like the ones they gave lisa?
Evil Portrait: id send bags of dead crickets to my ex wife on a daily basis, with like, cards she had given me or gifts or something she had given me
Evil Portrait: lisa simpson? yes
TrashyVaudeville: and to think, i had wanted to see the incredibles. boy was i ever surprised!
Evil Portrait: im sure its pretty similar
Evil Portrait: haha
Evil Portrait: does she actually makeout with him?
Evil Portrait: like with tongues?
TrashyVaudeville: they kiss and it's shown from the side and they open their mouths, so it's meant to look like there's tongue but you can't see it
Evil Portrait: hahaha
Evil Portrait: and he was in the bathtub right?
TrashyVaudeville: that must have been the most awkward thing ever
Evil Portrait: do you see his weewee?
Evil Portrait: i bet nicole kidman asked for it to be in the movie
Evil Portrait: she probably loved it
TrashyVaudeville: they're in the bathtub together a lot, but when they makeout it's on the street and she has to lean way way down
TrashyVaudeville: yeah, crazy bitch
Evil Portrait: do you see her naked too?
TrashyVaudeville: yeah, and she's in a scene where she has sex with a grown man and you see her tittays and the sex looks REALLY real
TrashyVaudeville: like, they were definitely naked and grinding, and penetration seemed very convincing
Evil Portrait: how does the sex look real?
TrashyVaudeville: like it looked like they could genuinely have been having sex on camera, not just fake grinding like in most movies
Evil Portrait: so this 10 year old boy and nicole kidman were naked together in a bathtub to shoot a movie, but if i do that sort of thing its against the law?
Evil Portrait: what a filthy whore
TrashyVaudeville: hollywood, my friend, it has its own laws.
Evil Portrait: i hope her parents are disgusted and ashamed
TrashyVaudeville: i wonder what tom cruise is thinking.
TrashyVaudeville: what would you do if you found videos of your ex-wife like this?
Evil Portrait: i believe that eyes wide shut was really a documentary of their real lives
TrashyVaudeville: it totally was.
Evil Portrait: well, if it was AFTER we were married, id just be disgusted and like probbaly a bit upset, unless i had totally gotten over her and moved on..
Evil Portrait: if the video was from before we were married, and now we were divorced
Evil Portrait: id be really angry
TrashyVaudeville: no matter what, i would still always be upset that i had touched them at some point in my life.
Evil Portrait: and id want some from of vengeance
TrashyVaudeville: you and your vengeance!
Evil Portrait: if the video was from while we were together and now we were divorced
Evil Portrait: id just send it to her parents
TrashyVaudeville: but what if it were made into a movie that you know they already saw anyway and now everyone knows you used to me married to some crazy pedophile?
TrashyVaudeville: that would upset me to no end
Evil Portrait: now in this video is it just her having sex on camera for hollywood or something? or is it the 10 year old boy thing?
TrashyVaudeville: the 10 year old boy thing
Evil Portrait: hmm, in that case
Evil Portrait: id demand social services did somehting about it
Evil Portrait: and..
TrashyVaudeville: we should call social services on this movie. we should bring this bitch down.
Evil Portrait: i'd probbaly start paying one of the child's friends to slip him anti-growth hormones at lunch time
Evil Portrait: like, alot of them
Evil Portrait: and then..
TrashyVaudeville: like the ones they gave lisa?
Evil Portrait: id send bags of dead crickets to my ex wife on a daily basis, with like, cards she had given me or gifts or something she had given me
Evil Portrait: lisa simpson? yes
TrashyVaudeville: and to think, i had wanted to see the incredibles. boy was i ever surprised!
Evil Portrait: im sure its pretty similar