Я не верю, что я обезьянка!

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Стихи мои. Музыка будет добавлена, когда я найду кого-нибудь, кто умеет петь и напишу новую музыку. Картинки все кроме одной из интернета.


Creationist:

I can’t believe that I’m a monkey

I don’t believe that I’m a monkey

I shut my ears and close my eyes

I see no proof (that’s no surprise)

Cause I’m not a monkey

Scientist:

Before Darwin wrote his book

Apes and humans seemed to look

Not so different if you analyze

Carl Linnaeus was no crook

Lots of evidence he took

We’re all primates so he realize

Here is proof that you’re a monkey

Here’s more proof that you’re a monkey

All consistent with the fact

Some believe the world is flat

So don’t be a donkey

Creationist:

But the bible proves you wrong

Plus I hate your stupid song

And In hell your soul will agonize

Science is one major lie

So much magic they deny

Which was proven otherwise

I can’t believe that I’m a monkey

I don’t believe that I’m a monkey

No need to learn to realise

See through the horror of your lies

Cause I’m not a monkey

Scientist:

Rudiments and atavisms:

Human embryos with gills

Human tail growth initialized

Chromsome two fusion site,

All those genes that match so right

Phylogeny you can recognise

Here is proof that you’re a monkey

Here’s more proof that you’re a monkey

All consistent with the fact

Some people act like monkeys act

So don’t be a donkey

Admit you’re a monkey