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Shopping with my mother, we came to blows over the price of a carton of fair trade orange and were found not long after debating the socio-economic importance of localism in the fruit and veg section. Later at home she left me little option but to raise the volume of Stephen Patrick Morrissey's booming voice and inform her that she'd asked for it! The flowery prose of a foppish asexual provides a pretty ineffective threat.