Challenge 35: This Just In Voting Part Two

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Challenge 35: Voting Part Two

This is the voting for the This Just In challenge! Please pick your top three in each category.

I tried to keep original formatting where I could! Also, please don't vote on fandom; but on the one you like best/think is best written.

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Page Six

1. So the Dish of the Week:
With Captain Spock dead and all information regarding his death is all hush hush; we have found that Admiral Kirk… Yes, my minions, the same Admiral Kirk who drew Captain Spock out of Vulcan and his journey to find complete enlightenment, has been seen sneaking around with his long time best friend, and to some of us who are in the know, ex-lover, Mr. McCoy! Yes, the same Dr. McCoy who has threatened yours truly with a defamation lawsuit over his last journey to the stars. Many have confirmed Admiral Kirk went ballistic at the time of Captain Spock’s death, willing to walk into high radiation if not for Dr. McCoy… Hmm, getting juicier? So it looks like Dr. McCoy, should I say Leonard… is sneaking in to Admiral Kirk’s bed before Captain Spock’s body is cold! I will be following this story very closely, and as lawsuit permits, I will get to the bottom of this story! Be Safe, my Minions!

2. Hallucinogenic!

Fringe scientist Walter Bishop had QUITE a night on the town last night! An anonymous witness told us that Walter dropped QUITE the amount of LSD last night: an almost unheard of amount! This puts into perspective all the strange reports that came in from all over Boston: Walter dancing the Argentine Tango with a homeless man, Walter riding Gene the Cow like a horse and shopping for a diamond engagement ring for her, Walter going in for Botox injections and coming out with a head twice his normal size, Walter buying a new outfit for himself (and leaving wearing it) at Forever 21, Walter taking in a midnight showing of "Ramona and Beezus," Walter getting an "I Love Justin Bieber" tattoo. In the most shocking display, at the end of the night he actually DID marry the lovely Gene at a small church in the suburbs. The lovely couple is registered at The Grass Store.

3. Mr Papaya not a papaya at all?

By all accounts, Mr Papaya was not as much a papaya as he had liked to be. Various sources have now confirmed the accusation, after performed autopsy, that he most probably was a fat, mutated grape!
One of these sources is the famous reporter woman Perez Hilton who - according to either enviers or professional journalists - had dated the popular fruit before the tragic death.
Word is that he underwent the biological process to be genetically modified in order not to be eaten by specific animals (we heard about a certain species: a bovine!). However, the subject wants to remain anonymous.
Another reason, is that the fruity mutatuin wanted to impress the subject which would not have been possible as a grape, obviously. Malicious gossip has it that the bovine might even be pregnant; that, at least, means that Mr. Papaya had - if it is true - some fun before he was forced to meet his death.
Stay tuned, we will inform you as soon as we hear about a mysterious crossbreed between a bovine and a mutated grapaya!

4. Word's got around that the Doctor has been spotted with a mysterious blonde-haired beauty who's name doesn't literally translate to a harmonious tune sung (possibly) near flowing waters. Unless the fairly recent newcomer Amy Pond has decided to get herself a dye job, could the Doctor be having his rounds with other women as well? Many have criticised this nine-hundred plus year-old Time Lord for his preference of having young(er) female companions. Let's hope this unknown lady isn't an escort, or else time - as we know it - might just come to an end. Perhaps the Doctor just likes to be the Master during his free time.

In other news, Billie Piper now stars in her own BBC series known as Secret Diary of a Call Girl...

5. Are there wedding bells in the air? Rumour is that Athosian ambassador Teyla Emmagan was spotted trying on wedding dresses during her latest trip to Earth. Ms. Emmagan hasn't yet made a formal announcement, but keen observers have let us know that she's been spending a great deal of time in the company of one Lieutenant-Colonel John Sheppard of the United States Air Force. In fact, the two of them were recently spotted returning together from a whirlwind trip to Paris. A diplomat paying a protocol visit to a major Earth city? Or the perfect romantic locale for a proposal?

Their friends have remained tight-lipped on the matter, with one going so far as to threaten a TMZ reporter with violence if he persisted in asking questions. (This was shortly before the celebrity gossip show suffered a major equipment failure that kept them off the air for three nights.)

Colonel Sheppard was part of the original Atlantis Expedition almost seven years ago, so he and Ambassador Emmagan have undoubtedly had time to get to know each other very well. If the two of them do tie the knot, this will be Earth's first inter-galactic wedding.

6. The day is finally here. We of course (along with every person with half a brain) have seen the forbidden romance secretly evolve between General Jack O’Neill and Colonel Samantha Carter. After years of working together (purely professional they say) Jack and Sam are finally free to show their love openly.
The wedding will take place outside by the lake at Jack’s cabin out in the woods. The guest list has reported to be very small, just their closest friends and according to my source (who I will not name but she gladly gave me all the facts) Samantha’s bridesmaids will be her best friend Vala (who she could never live without). Jack’s best men will be Teal’c and Daniel, two men he worked closely with for many years.
I called then up and when I asked where the happy couple planned to spend their honey moon they said they would stay at the cabin. I asked “why not travel? What was so much better there?” both smiled and simultaneously said “Fishing.”

7. Logan Cale, heir to the Cale family fortune, was recently spotted at a family wedding and reception with a very lovely date in a striking red dress. Cale hasn't been seen recently, since the ill-fated publicized shooting that left him paralyzed, and high society gossip mills are wondering if this new woman is a stab at ex-fiancée Daphne, who was also in attendance.

Sources say that Jonas was distant to the outcast member, chilly even. Cale’s date, identified as Max Guevara, went missing for part of the reception. One woman in the party, who refuses to be indentified, claims Miss Guevara stole a family heirloom. Did she? No one knows, but looking at some pictures, there does seem to be a missing locket.

Who is this woman Logan Cale pranced around? And why did he attend when he hasn’t been seen at an event in months? Only time will tell and we’ll be on the lookout for more steppings out featuring a dashing heir and his lady friend.

8. Amy Pond and Rory Williams, latest companions of the infamous Doctor, just got married!! The ceremony was ‘just like the couple, sweet and adorable’ says Augustus Pond, father of the Bride. Our reporter also mentions the apparition of an unexpected guest: the Raggedy Doctor himself! A mysterious guest tells our reporter: ‘he was late but very handsome as usual, in tux and top hat. He’s always very classy at weddings. Especially his.’ Enigmatic! A source tells us the mysterious blonde woman who gave the information is one of the Doctor’s old acquaintance but neither the Bride nor the Groom wanted to share details. It seems like the party was wild!!! The atmosphere was a bit tainted by the slight panic attack of the groom who spent a few minutes yelling that he was a ‘plastic roman soldier’. He was quickly hushed by his wife and the Doctor. The lovely crowd kept partying until the morning when the attendance discovered that the Bride, the Groom AND the Doctor had disappeared! The families waited a few hours before finally alerting the police. They later on found a letter written in Amy’s handwriting, explaining that the couple left on an early honeymoon. There was no sign of the Doctor. Some guests mentioned a big blue telephone box that was parked in the middle of the Ponds garden and bizarre ‘wooshing noises’ but no sign of any telephone box. The police is still investigating on the matter. Our editorial staff wishes the best to the happy couple and hope they are enjoying their honeymoon, wherever they are!! Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Pond!

9. Parish Priest in Passion Predicament

Has Father Jack Landy, until recently a pillar of the community and well known to the parishioners of St Josephine's church, forsaken his vow of chastity?

Word is that he's romantically involved with a woman believed to be a federal agent.

"A few weeks ago I would have said no, not Jack," Father Travis, senior member of the clergy at St Josephine's said, "but he's changed. Given his outrageous views on the Visitors, which are in direct opposition to those of the Vatican, he could be capable of anything."

An anonymous source claiming to be close to the woman in question said, "There's tension, no denying it. And he's a decent bloke, but he's still a priest. There's nothing going on. He's not her type anyway. She needs someone a little more rough around the edges - if you get what I mean."

Father Landry was unavailable for comment. The identity of the woman has not been confirmed. More details as we uncover them.

10. Hello, dhalings, it's Darcy here with another installment of Hoppin' Gossipin'!
Right, well, everyone knows about Torchwood, right? Or, rather, everyone knows and never talks about them. Any who, I figured now was the best time as any to bring them up, because my sources tell my that there is a ~steamy~ office relationship going on behind closed doors! That's right, I have visual confirmation of a certain Captain Jack (you know him by his billowing coat and sexual prowess) and Ianto Jones (A.K.A. 'Coffee Boy') having an, how can I say it... Intimate dinner on the waterfront last night! These two, if I may say so, gorgeous boys were spotted eating and drinking up close and personal! Now, I know what you're thinking. But Mandy! They work together! How can you be sure it's more than an office friendship?. I'll tell you how! My source went on to inform me that after dinner, the couple was spotted HOLDING HANDS walking back to that ridiculous SUV of theirs! If that wasn't a date, then I don't know what is! Ta ta for now, I'll see you all in next Sunday's papers!

11. Peter Bishop and Olivia Dunham were married in a secret ceremony in the Boston countryside. The bride reportedly wore a white off-the-shoulder satin side-draped A-line gown with a draped bodice and lace-up back with a chapel train. She accessorized the ensemble with a diamond journey pendant with matching earrings and bracelet, a gift from the groom.

The groom looked dashing in a classic two-button black tuxedo with white vest and tie.

The bride was escorted down the aisle by the groom's father, who claimed he'd always thought of her as a daughter--and now she would be one.

Peter and Olivia recited vows they'd written for each other. They spoke of friendship, respect and a deep love they couldn't imagine living without. It brought their guests to tears.

From all accounts, it was a beautiful ceremony. Here's hoping the newlyweds have a long and happy life together.

12. The Atlantis News

Fourth Pier Column - For all you gossip needs

Now we're not trying to start raging rumours about a certain Colonel and egotistical scientist of our crew, but recently sightings have been reported about perhaps, not so professional clandestine meetings in the corridors after the lights have dimmed.

Seems what has been happen chance moments in corridors have become more frequent and whilst we're not trying to imply anything Sir, Doctor, we at Fourth Pier feel it our duty to broadcast such meetings for any personnel who may choose to listen to idle gossip in the commissary.

We have the citizens of Atlantis's best interests at heart and it seems these comings and goings of an evening are having an effect of neighbouring individuals. Sources close to both your quarters have complained of the arrivals and departures as affecting their sleep, due to the sliding open and closing of doors. Echoes, gentleman, echoes. Also, there seems to be a good deal of, to delicately put it, noises coming from within both quarters.

Gentleman, whilst we respect your, nightly, excursions, we ask you equally respect those around you by, keeping it down. Having done some investigating, Fourth Pier are always happy to help, we have found quarters in the South of the city which have few inhabitants surrounding them. Having gone through the proper channels we have found it is easy enough to arrange new sleeping quarters and Fourth Pier have left the neccessary links below should anyone choose to move accommodations.

Stay tuned for updates on this blossoming, deepening - ah hell, just keep your eyes peeled people and make sure you make your one stop shop on hot gossip to Fourth Pier Gossip Column.

We gather the gossip, so you don't have to.

13. Hello Seattle! This is Busy Bee reporting and have I got the buzz for you.

Eyes Only has been awfully quiet since his ominous last message to the public. Rumor has it that the only free voice in the city has been permanently silenced. Au contrare. My sources say that not only is Eyes still fighting the good fight, but the government is so determined to shut him down that they've put a price on his head! Use those eyes and watch out, Eyes Only.

The military stand off at Terminal City is getting hot, but neither show any sign of trying to cool the fires. That is, except for Seattle's own Police Chief, Ramone Clemente. I have it on good authority that he's been negotiating with the Transgenics. Naughty, naughty Chief. You know what they say about playing with fire and mutants. Someone always gets burned.

An unsavory competitor who shall remain nameless boasts that they have proof of a thousand year old snake worshiping cult responsible for the Transgenics. My dear competitor, you may want to be careful throwing around accusations like that. Busy Bee isn't the only one with a wicked stinger.

That's all for now, but don't fret. Busy Bee will be back with all her sweet honey next week. Until then, keep on buzzing!

14. This just in on the Coconut Telegraph…

Rumor has it that one Juliet Burke is shaking up with new Head of Security James LaFleur. With a name like ‘LaFleur’, who wouldn’t want to go to bed with him? He’s a dream boat anyway, right ladies? For those who don’t know the skinny, he and his crew crashed on the island and Juliet was his right hand woman. For what I wonder? How many women go on research vessels anyway? I know the sixties was all about women’s liberation, but a bot in the middle of the ocean? Please! There was no research going on in their bunk at night, I can promise you that!

If you don’t believe me, check them both out at the next New Recruit party Wednesday night. For all of you calendar savvy people that’s September 15, 1975. Don’t be late! And just watch for LaFleur and Juliet. I bet they’ll be together in some dark corner of the rec room.

Until next time, Dharmaville, stay groovy!

Coconut Telegraph.

15. An exclusive tip to the Torchwood Weekly gossip hotline has just revealed some scandalous information about our beloved Doctor! It seems that on a trip to one of Jupiter's moons, which as you know are positively covered in ice, the good Doctor had an encounter with some natives when a particularly violent winter storm interfered with all power signals to the city. Sources tell us that all though the heat may have been broken and temperatures remained frigid outside, things inside with the Doctor and the alien half lizard, half porcupine natives remained steamy when the stranded were forced to take drastic measures to preserve body heat. The Doctor may have left the planet unharmed shortly after, but they'll always have the night the heat went out.

16. Island sightings: A certain, young physicist who hadn't been seen in a while since he forcefully moved out of Oxford, was spotted on our mysterious island. Daniel Faraday was seen arriving into the ever so mysterious island that we call home, wearing a suit. And get this: a skinny, black tie. Are ties going to be the new it item on the island now thanks to Danie'ls style?
Our source leads us to believe us they might, since the fashionable son of Eloise Hawkins already caused quite the impression upon his arrival. A new fashion statement may be on the way, although we hear it will have to compete with quite the genius of Hawaiian shirts, Frank Lapidus. Also a new arrival to the island.

17. This just in! It looks like love is in the air for two of our favorite tropical island castaways! According to an on-island source, it appears as if our very own James 'Sawyer' Ford and Juliet 'Give Me a Rifle and I'll Give You a New Hole' Burke have been bitten by a bug - a love bug! Could these one-time adversaries be on their way to romance? Only Jacob knows for sure...but our guess? Expect sparks to fly as these two love-lorn islanders find comfort in each others' arms. But don't count on a happily ever after for these two just yet, word has it that none other than Sawyer's old flame, Kate Austen, is on her way back to the island with eyes set on the sexy con-man. Uh-oh, could this sizzling romance be over before it begins?? Follow our twitter account for minute-to-minute updates on this hot new development!

18. Sightings: Roswell High's junior prom has come and gone, with some very interesting comings and goings! On-again, off-again couple Liz Parker & Max Evans arrived together, but he was later seen leaving with Tess Harding -- after she snuck out of the eraser room with Kyle Valenti... Not one to be out-trysted, Liz Parker was later seen sneaking around in the dark behind the closed bowling alley with an unidentified blond male... Beauty & the geek couple Isabel Evans & Alex Whitman were heating up the dance floor with their smooches, but Michael Guerin could not seem to keep his big feet from crushing Maria DeLuca's tiny toes... Pam Troy was in the ladies' restroom with a roll of duct tape, after a seemingly-inadvertent wardrobe malfunction.

19. OMG what is that I see? Could it be that Peter Bishop son of the Secretary kissing Agent Dunham?!? Could it be that Peter Bishop has already managed to charm one of the most hardcore girls in the goverment?Well well last I heard Miss Dunham was in a stable relationship. Wonder what her boyfriend is going to think about this? I wouldn't want to be the one that breaks it to him.....
Remember you heard it here first!

20. Time-Travelling Rogue actually Straight?!

Inter Delta Gossip One here, dear readers, with what can only be described as SHOCKING news! An unnamed source about which we can't reveal anything other than that she seems to be female and has a rather distinct Welsh accent (and a gap tooth. Oh and she was pregnant as well. But mostly she was Welsh.) stopped by our office earlier today to dish out this EXCLUSIVE bit of gossip about our (and your) favorite omnisexual ex-Time Agent, the incoparable and delicious Captain Jack Harkness! Our secret source tells us, ladies and gentlefolk, that Captain Jack Harkness, infamous for hooking up with (quote) "everything with a hole" is, in fact (are you sitting down? You should be sitting down!), STRAIGHT!
Yes, Oh Em Gee, can you believe it? Scandalous! Allegedly the devilishly handsome boss of Torchwood Cardiff secretly lives a conservative breeder lifestyle! His adorable, homey wife Kitty and his two lovely, harmless children (who in no way, shape or form begrudge him the death of any grandchildren whatsoever) live in a lovely little cottage in the English coutrycydeside!
Is this a piece of juicy gossip or what? Straight! How absoutely scandalous! I wonder what his scorned former lover, the gorgeous and deadpan teaboy Ianto Jones and the ex-from-hell, Captain John Hart have to say about this! We will definitely keep following this story, dear readers and as soon as any new tidbits or new information come out, YOU will be the first to know!
And to think there was nothing he could do to shock us! Oh how wrong we were!

Until next time, Inter Delta Gossip One.

21. Peter Bishop and Olivia Dunham dating?
The constant question among our readers has finally been answered. Last night Peter and Olivia was seen kissing and holding hands as they were walking down the street. The two love doves took their time having ice cream and Peter also bought a single red rose for his lady. Olivia is also standing out with her new hair style (see page 37 for pictures) and she looks absolutely glowing. We have never seen them happier.
We wish them all the best in their future relationship, and we can't wait to see more of their happy moments.

22. According to highly reputable sources, the well-known ruggedly handsome Captain Malcolm Reynolds took an unexpected leisure break on Persephone this past weekend. Unexpected, partially because its Persephone, and well we all know leisure isn't exactly their strong suit, and partially because it is Malcolm Reynolds. Our source, exclusive only here at Verse of Truth, tells us that Malcolm Reynolds was seen at the questionably named "Paradise Pool" with a certain handsome young man, now identified as the once fugitive Simon Tam. Although our source didn't have any recording device on him at the time, he reveals to us that he witnessed them kissing passionately at the poolside. The place was mostly deserted because of its well known poor water quality, frequent muggings and murder, but this didn't seem to bother the man who brought us the truth about Miranda. We wish the Captain the best, and we'll certainly stay on top of this hot story.

23. At 12:30am this morning Serenity crew member, Jayne Cobb was spotted leaving the 'Heart of Gold' ranch on border planet RF231. The Alliance Times has previously reported it's suspicions that the 'Heart of Gold' is a brothel and while Jayne Cobb's appearance certainly helps us confirm that, an inside source has let us in on the real reason Jayne was there. A son!
“It's quite a scandal,” says our insider, who's identity we're protecting from Cobb's famed rage, “He showed up one night looking for his regular lass only to find her on the table delivering a babe! He turned on his heel and ran for the hills!”
In a surprising turn of events, and shedding some light on Jayne's mysterious character, he's been appearing at the bordelo every month or two, under cover of dark with packages tucked under his arm! Could angry ol' Jayne Cobb be melting under the pressures of fatherhood?

24. Manwhore Alert!

A Manwhore Alert was sent out onboard the starship ‘Destiny’.
News has reached us here in the starboard quarters, that a manwhore is lose on the ‘Destiny’. Lt. Scott has shown us his true promiscuous colours (which are apparently somewhere between ‘whore-red’ and ‘tramp-purple’) at last. Our sources report he has already tried his best to woo at least five ladies onboard this great ship and succeeded with more than one of them. If he keeps going at this rate, he will get through all elligible ladies in about a months time.
Now, ladies, is this really what you want? A man who will only ever remember you as a notch on his bedpost? If it helps with your decisionmaking, we hear he can be quite ... thorough.
At any rate, decide soon, Lt. Scott is surely coming your way.

25. SGC Daily Update
"Moonbases: scientific progress or just another euphemism for sex?"
by: Imma Spy

Earlier this week at Stargate Command, I personally witnessed Colonel Carter telling a female coworker about her plans to "visit Jack's moonbase" over the weekend. I've personally checked, and there are no scheduled missions to any of our functioning moonbases for the next seven days. So the question remains, just what kind of "moonbase" is she talking about? This is not the first recorded incident of such talk, and it is my belief that the infamous SG-1 team has been pairing off for longer than anyone may have guessed.

When confronted, Vala MalDoran, a friend and colleague of Colonel Carter and Lieutenant General O'Neill's, is quoted as saying, "I won't speak for Sam and General O'Neill, but Daniel is off limits!" I'm certainly not against a little office romance, but I would like the question answered: Colonel Carter, just how impressive is this moonbase you've been visiting?

26. It has come to our attention that a certain young captain of one of the Federations finest ships has been spending quite a lot of time down in the medical bay. Some of his crew have been heard to say that he purposefully injures himself on away missions just to have an excuse to see someone down there without arousing suspicion.

The real question that we here at Page Six are left with is just who the young captain is so eager to see. It's a well known fact that he is quite fond of regulation female uniforms (and need we remind any one of Nurse Chapel?), but it's been rumored the captain harbors a soft spot for his CMO. That would certainly explain all the time the CMO spends on the bridge, wouldn't you say?

27. Charles Widmore: Just hiding or actually kidnapped?

On May 23rd Charles Widmore(70) was reported missing, he didn't return from his business trip as planned.
Widmore owns his own company, Widmore Industries.
Not much is known about his disappearance, but there might have been Aliens involved. It was reported by an unknown source that they saw a very bright light just before he disappeared into thin air.
The FBI is currently on the case, the theory is that he's either trying to hide, and could stay anywhere in the world, not an impossible task for such a wealthy man, or that he is kidnapped by mysterious Aliens who beamed him up to their ship.
We're hoping for the latter.

28. Last Friday night, Jack O'Neill, of the now wildly known Stargate Command was seen leaving the residence of a certain Samantha Carter, also of the SGC. The former Colonel, now General, has not denied the rumour that he is seriously dating Carter, but he refused to comment publicly. The pair have been spotted several times in the Chicago area at various restaurants over the past month, leading everyone to conclude that they are now dating after working together for over ten years.

A close source to the couple has revealed that they have been love with each other for years, but had never been able to act on their feelings because of the strict rules in the military regarding fraternization.

It is believed that now that General Jack O'Neill is no longer Samantha Carter's direct superior officer, they are now free to pursue any personal relationship they desire. One thing is for certain, we'll be keeping a close eye on them.

29. Vigilantism is on the rise! Reports are popping up in police blotters from coast to coast about criminals turning up in unusual predicaments--most resemble the circumstances of the crimes they themselves have committed. One instance in Chicago recently had a man trapped in the very same decontamination room in which he had murdered a co-worker not long before. Police received a taped confession, but refuse to release it to the public. Is this a series of copy-cat vigilantes taking the law into their own hands in the face of police corruption and underfunding? Or could it be that the authorities are hiding what many are already starting to suspect--this is the work of one man who has appointed himself judge, jury and executioner. Have we found our very own Batman, citizens? We here at Page Six will keep you up to date on any new developments as they become available.

30. Is Nathan Petrelli hiding an illegitimate child?

An inside source has revealed that Congressional candidate Nathan Petrelli may, in fact, be hiding an illegitimate lovechild in Texas. Our insider claims Mr. Petrelli withdrew $100,000 from his personal banking account in order to silence his former girlfriend from revealing damning information in regards to their affair and resulting child. Yet another source confirms this withdrawal of funds, as well as Nathan Petrelli’s frenzied trip to Kermit, Texas to deliver the check personally. As of printing, the identities of Petrelli’s alleged ex-mistress and illegitimate child are yet unknown. Neither Mr. Petrelli nor his representatives have agreed to speak with The Symbol Weekly.

With the Congressional race merely weeks away, it is no surprise Nathan Petrelli and his PR Department are scrambling to hide all evidence of his alleged adultery and the resulting child. Confirmation of such information could easily result in a drastic loss of favor at the polls; a loss he can not afford.

See page 14 for the latest on the Congressional race.

31. Straight from the Presidency and into the Admiral's heart! Several keen-eyed readers have been asking if there might be a possible romance between our President and the Admiral, and until now, there has been nothing more than unsubstantiated rumors. No more! Late last night, President Laura Roslin was sighted sharing a tender moment with Admiral William "Husker" Adama, before disappearing to his quarters.

Several well-placed sources have given this reporter an exclusive confirmation that their relationship has been going on for some time, despite their rocky history, which includes Adama arresting Roslin and declaring her unfit to govern. Have they finally found true love and unite the military and civilian once and for all? Or will this just be a fleeting shipboard romance? Stay tuned, faithful readers...

32. Is it real love?

The newly redhead Olivia Dunham has been seen holding hands and later locking lips with Peter Bishop. My source told me exclusively that they seemed “very happy and couldn’t keep their hands of each other”. I also talked with a close friend of Mr.Bishop and he revealed that he and the FBI agent are an item for a few months but kept their relationship a secret.
Mr. Bishop and his allegedly girlfriend refused to comment on this story but how long can they stay coy about their relation?
While we wait for some revealing pictures,tell us what you think. Has their love a chance or will it be over soon?

33. It's a happy movie ending for real life FBI agents Mulder and Scully, from the marvellous thrill "The Lazarus Bowl". The partners, who have declared once and again that they're not an item, were seen making woo eyes at each other on the red carpet at the star-studded premiere of the movie this past Friday. According to our sources, the relationship they have is closer to the one shown on screen than they would like to admit. "Yeah, the relationship between Mulder and Scully, it's.. their love for each other is just, you know, it's even stronger than their fear of losing each other and all, you know? I sure as hell did find it frustrating to see how much they loved each other but were still holding back," says our anonymous source. "It's a relief they finally got it on. I was hell bent on fighting for the lovely Agent Scully's affections if Mulder didn't get his game on."

34. By now everyone knows about the stunning team up of Agent Myka Bering and the brilliant H.G. Wells to recover a rather dangerous artefact. What most people don't know about is the gift Wells left behind before she left the scene.

"It was just a grappling hook. Nothing big. I mean sure it's neat and HG made it herself, but it doesn't mean anything beyond her wanting my, our, trust." Myka told us when asked.

It may not mean anything, but we couldn't help but notice that Myka called her HG. Seems a lot more personal than just trying to build trust.

35. What up Los Angeles? Gossip Gal here, bringing you the latest and greatest dish known to the civilized world. Remember how I told you last week that a certain geek was finally fulfilling that New Year's resolution to be more social? Well it seems they are finally following up on that promise. It would appear that none other than the clearly brilliant and rather scrumptious Topher Brink has been spotted all around town in the arms of not one, but two brunette babes who answer to the term "Doctor". Now, while one can never be sure if Brink is playing naughty nurse with both Doctors, sources confirm that he cannot chose between the two and he feels as though he is truly in love. With both. Le sigh, Topher. Do you really think you can program people to love you just as easily as you program computers? It seems only time will tell if both ladies put up with his back and forth. One thing's for sure, my money's on the one in the lab coat.

You know you love me.

xoxo,
Gossip Gal

36. Cornerless Chatterbox
Digging up the dirt on the Colonial Fleet's frakked-up elite.

Word traveled quickly through the Fleet regarding the no-holds-barred boxing match which took place on board Galactica last week. Rumors surrounding the matches, attendees, and subsequent drama have been flying, though details have been difficult to pin down. But the Chatterbox has spoken to several crew members who were in attendance, and they are spilling the details on the intense fight night.

It's time for another installment of Fact or Faux!

Let's start with the big one: Lee Adama and Kara Thrace had a bloody bout in the ring, which ended in an embracing draw - Fact! Our sources indicate that the relationship-impaired pilots fought hard (and dirty) after most spectators had left. One officer who stuck around for this must-see event told the Chatterbox that their respective spouses, communications officer Anastasia “Dee” Dualla and former Caprica Buccaneers star Samuel Anders, watched the beginning of the match, but left halfway through. (These spurned spouses were seen having a heated discussion a short time later, though rumors of a post-fight hookup are unsubstantiated.)

Reports of Vice President Tom Zarek being the overall winner in the fight pool are Faux. Sources say that the VP was not on Galactica during the fights. In fact, several merchants on the Prometheus indicate that Zarek was engaged in some kind of business meeting on that ship at the time.

Fact - Cally and Galen Tyrol actually did take their son, Nicky, to fight night. Parenting nitpicks across the fleet will have a field day with this, especially considering that Cally and Nicky were reportedly front-row-center when the Chief took on Admiral Adama in the ring (and yes, that much-discussed match is also Fact).

Which leads us to our final tidbit: talk of President Laura Roslin climbing into the ring is Fact - though not in the way you probably thought (or hoped). Madam President did not don boxing gloves herself, but she was in the Admiral's corner during a break in his bout. One crew member overheard Roslin offering up tough boxing advice, even though Adama was eventually KOed. The two did leave the ring together and were also seen enjoying the earlier matches side-by-side, fueling the rumors that our fearless leaders might not have a strictly professional bond following their supposed relationship on New Caprica.

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