SG-1
First off I need a hug. That was like the most depressing episode of SG-1 ever. The Prometheus was blown to hell and Col. Pendergast died and then it all turned out to be for nothing. How depressing is it that all those people who died when the ship blew up died for nothing?! I have no idea how the hell we are going to defeat the Ori, but they need to hurry the fuck up and kill them all because I do not like it when the good guys get their asses handed to them like that. I'm kinda too depressed about it to go into more detail.
On a lighter note, Aaron Doral is really damn hot in a leather jacket, yum! I still have wicked mad love for Captain David Tennant look-a-like, and the thing with the chair in Landry's office was priceless.
Atlantis
After the seriousness of SG-1 I was more than willing to take the retardedness of this ep. The clothes were a bit much though. Sheppard can stop being Captain Kirk anytime now, seriously. Harlan has the ancient gene, who knew? It has just become a fact of life that the actors continue to get renewed. Nothing will ever be as annoying as Narim, though. I was about to ask why the horny chick was so familiar, but then I took the 30 seconds required to look it up and thus feel really stupid. She was Gretchen Speck-Horowitz in Wonderfalls and Jill in Supernatural ep "Bloody Mary" which I watched with my mother an hour before this ep aired. I am so losing my touch. Seriously, an hour later and I can't figure out who she is, what is wrong with me?! Yeah, so this ep severed no good reason other than to get Carson off world, Ronan to kick ass, Atlantis to get some more jumpers and drones, and of course further Shep's never ending mission to get laid on every planet they visit.
BSG
First off Kat you need to get your ass kicked like whoa! Second off Kara the same goes for you. Also, who the fuck gives a damn about Anders?!! Apollo seems to have recovered nicely from last week's "hooker incident," thank the Gods! Lee can be fucked up without dumbass storylines. Where did all this alcohol come from? Wasn't there a shortage a while ago? Now they have enough that they can waste it by attacking people with it, what gives? I am confused. Kat was really grating on my nerves, but then again so was Kara, also Lee, putting those two together is like the dumbest fraking thing ever, don't do it again? Since when are you allowed to be drunk off your ass and give mission briefings? Has anyone ever thought of making the pilots see a shrink? Surely there is someone in the fleet that could be their Deanna Troi.
The Lee/Kara scene. It didn't sit right with me. I may need to watch it again, but it just bothered me. I did like that we got naked Kara ass and Lee chest that was certainly not a bad thing. Really the only part of that scene besides the nudity, was they at least had the sense to bar the door, I thought that was a nice touch.
I have undying love for Caprica!Boomer (there's a title I haven't used in a while). That scene with Kara damn near killed me. The sister comment and then the guns cocking and Kara not being able to handle it, just so much love! Of course one never knows for sure if Sharon is playing them or being genuine. Me personally, I go for the genuine idea, cause I don't want Sharon to be evil. One last thing, maybe it was just me, but it didn't look like Boomer had a bun in the oven in that scene, she looked like she had a flat gut. Did anyone else notice that, or am I insane?
Once again I find myself with the urge to write a note to Ron Moore.
Dear Ron,
If you do one more Godsdamned "__ hours earlier" episode I will personally fly to Vancouver and beat you to death with a shovel. Cause you know a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. It works when you do it once or twice in a series but you are abusing the privilege, three out of the last four episodes, that is just fucking ridiculous.
No love,
Me
I feel like I am forgetting to mention something, maybe it will come to me later. Hmmm.