2nd ♒ Video

[sciencebipches]

[When the video pops on, it's obvious for those who have been in the Goldenrod Department Store where this is taking place. Those shelves upon shelves of whatever a pokemon trainer could need and what not, and those prices and values man. This place could probably put a shopaholic 6 feet under by the time they got through everything

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[homofuckiens]

There are days I am embarrassed to know you.

[yerawizarderri]

What--why?

[homofuckiens]

Because you don't know the shit that you should know.

[yerawizarderri]

Well, Kar. That's why I'm fuckin' askin' instead a ignorantly buyin' shit I might not need. God.

[homofuckiens]

It's the manner in which you ask that makes me all the more fuckimg embarrassed for you.

[sciencebipches]

Well, how the fuck do you want me to ask then?

[homofuckiens]

With some manners and tact, obviously.

[sciencebipches]

Pfft, I gawe about as much manners as any a these dirtscrappers deserwe.

[homofuckiens]

Eridan, you are a dirtscrapper at the moment.

[sciencebipches]

[...]

Not by choice.

[homofuckiens]

So?

[sciencebipches]

So? So, I'm actually a seadweller whether I'm in this temporary body or not.

[homofuckiens]

But you still are this for the fucking time being. Maybe you should extend some higher class courtesies since they so fucking out number you.

[sciencebipches]

They outnumbered me before. There was always way more a you sandsuckers than us royal as fuck seadwellers, how is this any different?

Either way, I'we been gettin' answers so apparently I don't quite need to show these landfuckers anymore manners than I'm willin' to.

[homofuckiens]

And you wonder why you're always fucking left alone. Don't cry about how no one gives a shit about you then, Eridan. You consistently dig your own on that one.

[sciencebipches]

[Oh. Ow that kinda... Hurt a bit. Maybe because it was from Karkat, and he's meaning it more genuinely than some petty insult.]

[That and he doesn't wanna hear that from Karkat of all trolls.]

... Look, it's not my fault they hardly earn my respect. I'm not goin' to just hand out kindness at the drop of a metaphorical hat, alright?

Not eweryone deserwes the respect I hold for a certain someone.