Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last week I pulled over and changed
spiral_'s flat tire (15 points). In March I gave
zaneetas a kidney (1000 points). In February I bought porn for
tully_monster (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (2031 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Science_Vixen
P.S. Sorry Saint Nickolas, I know it´s your day tomorrow and all, but I don´t want my letter to get delayed in this months mail.