Voice Mail

[sciclone]

"Hey, it's Cosima. You know what to do."

*beep*

Disclaimer: I am not Tatiana Maslany or in any way affiliated with Orphan Black. This is just for fun.

Comments

[crimson_sister]

By now Lucille was quite worried. Would owning a telephone mean she would have to put up with indecent messages constantly? Perhaps Cassandra would know.

"I am sorry to bother you again, but does it do this often? This telephone, is it only used for strange, obscene messages? Because I'm not sure I care to listen to them every day. Or do you think getting used to them is the best thing? Forget what I said about the kitchen knife. But... is this how courtship is done nowadays? Suggesting that one should take off items of clothing before even having a polite conversation? In that case I believe I prefer books."

[sciclone]

[Went here]

[vdistinctive]

[from here!]

"For godsake you are a child. I ain't talkin' about the state of -- hang on." A pause to sneeze. "There ain't some kinda -- pants thing going on today, is there? What're they, goin' sentient and runnin' away or something?"

Someone's cold medication was kicking in.

[sciclone]

[Went here.]