Dubious Brilliance in One Sentence

May 29, 2010 16:02

Totally stolen for the ever lovely aeternitasbeach!

Give me a pairing/(pair of) characters and a prompt, and I will write you a one sentence ficlet (or more, if it ends up going down that way...)

Usual fandoms apply. If you want something weird, ask and we'll see if I can make one sentence work. :D

meme, writing

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sciathan_file May 30 2010, 01:38:34 UTC
Oh lord, DW Kyouya coming up:

It was inconvenient, but rebuilding your crashed TARDIS took a good deal of influence and money. More inconvenient still, was the fact that he had regenerated as someone even younger than his eleventh form and this made hassling galactic megalomaniacs bent on domination more difficult that usual. At least, for once in his many regenerations, he found he was of a more taciturn fair.

Moreover, at the school where he was cultivating interest, he had found an entire club of aliens that he could pass the time with. Well, an entire club minus the president - one dense by surprisingly perceptive Suou Tamaki and someone who had stumbled in. It was surprising that so many alien inter-marriages had taken place in such elite families, however. There was a small Sweelouptafnan who communicated on the state of the earth through a rabbit shaped transmitter, his symbiotic android protector, and a set of Time Agents from the 31st century who used the narrow space of the club to practice the concept of brotherly love that was already prevalent in their own time stream, and the person who would get them back home once he could use this family's medical supply company to do the bio-organic research necessary to regrow the organic dimensional trans-manipulator on the TARDIS.

Although, when at long last he had decided to bring that idiot on board his magnificent TARDIS, his reaction had been different from all the other companions he had ever had...he clapped and asked cheerfully, "Kyouya, you are the Buddha!"

Haruhi however looked about and said pointedly, "You're an alien."

The Doctor smiled, pushed his glasses up his face, threw a switch on the TARDIS' console and merely said, "It took you a very long time to catch on."

:D *is shot* That may be the weirdest crossover I have EVER written. And Host!Tamaki has been in my brain forever (and I don't think anyone has ever ever written it!), but I haven't thought of a way to use him, so I shunted him off to you...I know, I'm terrible and EXCITED!

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aeternitasbeach May 30 2010, 02:57:50 UTC
dude that is actually unexpectedly awesome! (ahaha I am really loving the crazy yet amazing things this meme is bringing about!)
If there was a DW with Kyouya as the Doctor and Tamaki + Haruhi as his companions, I would be all over that so fast!

and Host!Tamaki - it is just so twisty and awesome that I don't even think I can fully wrap my head around the potential of it. However, damn you for somehow getting me reading up on (and being fascinated by) Japan's water trade industry, where water doesn't mean what you would think it means XD

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sciathan_file May 30 2010, 20:24:01 UTC
That broke my brain just a bit (why is the Doctor at Ouran so often? How did he make his way into the Ootori family? Whyx20000?). Haruhi and Tamaki among aliens would be hilarious. :D

Now you're going to make me research, aren't you?

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