Pesach Filk to "Popular' from Wicked....
You'll Be Pesachdic
(To the music of Wicked's Popular)
GITTEL
(spoken) Motek - now that Purim's over, I've decided to
make Pesach cleaning my new project.
MOTEK
(spoken) You really don't have to do that
GITTEL
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung)
Whenever I see chometz that is visible by eye
And let's face it - there's lots of chometz visible by eye?
My tender hands tend to start to bleed
And when it comes to cleaning for passover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead, and yes, indeed
it will be
Passover! It'll be clean for Passover!
I'll teach you the proper tools
So you can clean like mules
Little ways to buff and shine
Ooh! I'll show you what brooms to use
How to prepare
I'll work you until you will whine
To be Pesachdic
I'll help you be Pesachdic!
You'll clean just about everything
You'll be in a sling
Know the hallachas you got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as a one way trip to paralysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal
A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to Passover -
I know about Passover
And with an assist from me
To clean without any fee
Instead of dirty where you were, well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming Pesach - dec. DIC!
La la la la ... We're gonna make you Pesachdic
When I see depressing dwellings
With unprepossessing smellings
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of celebrated holidays
Or specially great get togethers
Did they use cleaning services?
Don't make me laugh!
They were Pesachdic! Please -
It's all about Pesachdic!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very Pesachdic like me!
(spoken) Why, Motek, look at the house. It's beautiful.
MOTEK(spoken) I - I have to go lie down.
GITTEL
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung)
And though you protest your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found Pesachdicness
La la la la ... You'll be Pesachdic
Just not as quite as Pesachdic as me!
(To the music of Wicked's Popular)
GITTEL
(spoken) Motek - now that Purim's over, I've decided to
make Pesach cleaning my new project.
MOTEK
(spoken) You really don't have to do that
GITTEL
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung)
Whenever I see chometz that is visible by eye
And let's face it - there's lots of chometz visible by eye?
My tender hands tend to start to bleed
And when it comes to cleaning for passover
I simply have to take over
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead, and yes, indeed
it will be
Passover! It'll be clean for Passover!
I'll teach you the proper tools
So you can clean like mules
Little ways to buff and shine
Ooh! I'll show you what brooms to use
How to prepare
I'll work you until you will whine
To be Pesachdic
I'll help you be Pesachdic!
You'll clean just about everything
You'll be in a sling
Know the hallachas you got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as a one way trip to paralysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal
A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to Passover -
I know about Passover
And with an assist from me
To clean without any fee
Instead of dirty where you were, well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming Pesach - dec. DIC!
La la la la ... We're gonna make you Pesachdic
When I see depressing dwellings
With unprepossessing smellings
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of celebrated holidays
Or specially great get togethers
Did they use cleaning services?
Don't make me laugh!
They were Pesachdic! Please -
It's all about Pesachdic!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very Pesachdic like me!
(spoken) Why, Motek, look at the house. It's beautiful.
MOTEK(spoken) I - I have to go lie down.
GITTEL
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung)
And though you protest your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found Pesachdicness
La la la la ... You'll be Pesachdic
Just not as quite as Pesachdic as me!