Punky Chips Ahoy, and "Linux isn't Complicated"

[schweinkenstein]

Give me a fookin break. This shitbag said "UNIX isn't complicated at all. There's a button on Windows that says start and thats where you got to go to shut down. That doesn't make any sense at all". HAH! That's just as good as "next next next finish is harder than entering the root password, typing in the install command, making all the symbolic links, creating the shortcuts, making sure the permissions are set correctly, etc etc etc". Geeze...

And Punky Chips Ahoy..

PhantomRanger: I could murder people
Kat: really
PhantomRanger: see
PhantomRanger: there's this commercial
PhantomRanger: Punky Chips Ahoy!
Kat: i got a few you could take out if ya get bored
PhantomRanger: Oi! Oi! Oi!
PhantomRanger: Punky Chips Ahoy!
PhantomRanger: Oi!
PhantomRanger: Oi!
PhantomRanger: I could strangle people over that god damned commercial
Kat: punky chips?
Kat: what makes a chip punky?
PhantomRanger: well
PhantomRanger: then a lame as shit british monkey cop comes along
PhantomRanger: and says
PhantomRanger: "nu nu nu, not punky, chunky!"
PhantomRanger: *bites his hand and rips out flesh!
PhantomRanger: son of a bitch
PhantomRanger: KILL
PhantomRanger: KILL
PhantomRanger: KILL
Kat: what the hell you been watchin??
PhantomRanger: Grounded for Life every day when I don't have something else to do

and there's this

PhantomRanger: oh my god I could murder people. I hate that punky chips ahoy. Oi! Oi! Oi!
PhantomRanger: and then that lame as shit british monkey cop
Aure: PR.. what the hell are you talking about?
PhantomRanger: Watch ABC Family when they have that whole full house family matters boy meets world full house grounded for life line up
PhantomRanger: and you'll see that god awful commercial
PhantomRanger: oooh son of a bitch I hate that god damn commercial
Aure: lolll
PhantomRanger: alright, here's how it goes
PhantomRanger: these stupid clay figure punkers are marching up a london street with a giant organic chocolate chip cookie
PhantomRanger: and theirs "we may be a band about big mean government and teen angst but the sound of our music suggests we're happy little shitbags" music
PhantomRanger: and the lyrics "punky chips ahoy! Oi! Oi! Oi! Punky Chips Ahoy! Oi! Oi!"
Aure: LOL
PhantomRanger: and then this fuckin british monkey cop says
Aure: i totally know which one youre talking about
PhantomRanger: "nu nu nu, not punky, chunky!"
PhantomRanger: I have to punch myself in the balls each time I see that commercial just so that I don't leap out of my couch and strangle someone on the streeet
Aure giggles
Aure: youre an odd duck