Public Service Message
You looking to get high? Cause I got the best shit in town.
For $90 a gram I got some meth
Cooked up by my man Owen in his trailer upstate
He doesn’t have any teeth
But his shit is hot
Just last week his trailer blew up
With his wife in it
It’s going to take him a while to get set up again
So I only got so much left
“I’ve never tried it”
It’s crazy
Last time I partied with the candy I was up for five days
I locked myself in this apartment
The FBI was after me, for real
It’s that good
And if you get a little randy
There’s a girl two floors up
Not the prettiest thing but,
If you give her a few bumps
She’ll fuck you for hours man
Hours!
“I’m not really interested in STDs”
No worries.
I’ve got some sweet booger sugar
Knock your face numb, that’s what
Last guy I hooked up
Some rich ass businessman wearing a suit and tie
My shit was so good, he starts coming back like every day
Soon he’s tradin me his watch
Then his kid’s ipod and video games and shit
Its that good
You want some?
“That sounds good, but
I don’t have a lot of money.”
Shit, you and everyone else kid
Tell you what
I don’t usually carry it
But I got some sugar cubes from Jersey
Take two…or three…or four…
And you’ll see crazy shit
Demons coming out of the walls
Your hands will start melting man
I tried one and I ended up all the way out in Queens
The cops picked me up
I was trying to buy a pack of smokes without my pants
Lucky I didn’t have anything on me
You should try it
“That doesn’t sound like a good time.”
Oh, I see
I know your type
I got some herb for forty an eighth
But for fifty
I got some chronic
My homees T-money and Ramone
We hit up Wendy’s real late
Paid for our food
Then Ramone just drove away
Forgot all about getting the burgers
Can you believe that shit?
“You guys must have been…
retarded.”
I know
It was sweet
So what will it be?
For $90 a gram I got some meth
Cooked up by my man Owen in his trailer upstate
He doesn’t have any teeth
But his shit is hot
Just last week his trailer blew up
With his wife in it
It’s going to take him a while to get set up again
So I only got so much left
“I’ve never tried it”
It’s crazy
Last time I partied with the candy I was up for five days
I locked myself in this apartment
The FBI was after me, for real
It’s that good
And if you get a little randy
There’s a girl two floors up
Not the prettiest thing but,
If you give her a few bumps
She’ll fuck you for hours man
Hours!
“I’m not really interested in STDs”
No worries.
I’ve got some sweet booger sugar
Knock your face numb, that’s what
Last guy I hooked up
Some rich ass businessman wearing a suit and tie
My shit was so good, he starts coming back like every day
Soon he’s tradin me his watch
Then his kid’s ipod and video games and shit
Its that good
You want some?
“That sounds good, but
I don’t have a lot of money.”
Shit, you and everyone else kid
Tell you what
I don’t usually carry it
But I got some sugar cubes from Jersey
Take two…or three…or four…
And you’ll see crazy shit
Demons coming out of the walls
Your hands will start melting man
I tried one and I ended up all the way out in Queens
The cops picked me up
I was trying to buy a pack of smokes without my pants
Lucky I didn’t have anything on me
You should try it
“That doesn’t sound like a good time.”
Oh, I see
I know your type
I got some herb for forty an eighth
But for fifty
I got some chronic
My homees T-money and Ramone
We hit up Wendy’s real late
Paid for our food
Then Ramone just drove away
Forgot all about getting the burgers
Can you believe that shit?
“You guys must have been…
retarded.”
I know
It was sweet
So what will it be?