So it's Easter morning...

Mar 23, 2008 04:48

And somehow I wound up reading a "KJV is the only God-inspired English version" website.
ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
My poor head hurts.
Oh, by the way, POD is Satanic. So are the New International PERVersion and the Church of Christ. And, um, the Alexandrian Greek manuscript is corrupt. And it is apparently of the utmost importance that the words "impute" and "propitiation" are included in the Bible. Oh, and since "James" is the English word for the Hebrew "Jacob", the validity of the KJV is proved by Psalm 147:19. Because it has nothing to do with the Hebrew poetic style (of repetition of concepts) and the fact that Jacob is a synonym for Israel.
And although Ronald Reagan consulted with astrologers, since he liked KJV, he's a swell guy. And it evidently doesn't matter that King James was gay.
Also, atheist support for the KJV=a sign that it is good. Atheist support for anything else=a sign that it inspired by SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
People who speak nonsense and claim to be doing the work of God frustrate me.

P.S. Helping the poor is communist. The important thing is to bring up hell at least four times in every sentence. It's inside a volcano, in case you were wondering.

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