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January 18th 1701. Haha, today was the day I became a kingdom! And to celebrate this glorious day, I present to you:
Declaration of SoeldeiBecause you sissies had more than enough time to challenge my authority over this land in which non of you did, it is now officially mine! If this counsel has an issue with it than they can bring it up to me. I'm a country so I hold sovereignty anyways!
So, first. As your new and superior nation, everyone will be required to learn the awesome language of Prussia - German. I don't care what language you use in your journals since it all gets translated anyways but I don't want to be hearing any other inferior language being used on my land. If I have to teach everyone than I will; Queen, King, God, or Goddess, whatever! I don't care who you are or what you are, I'm your Nation and German is now your official language so get used to it. If you must, use Latin or French until you get a better understanding of German cause at least I'll understand what the hell you're saying.
Now, these factions. Pretty good idea, I'll give you that. I want everyone who is part of the Legion to check in with me, because if you are in the Legion than you're in my army! Which is a great honor, serfs, so be thrilled about it. I don't want any sissies who can't handle the awesome training of the Prussian army, so leave now if you don't think you can handle it! These lesser noble groups, Cabal and Mafioso? What kind of city supports shit like that? Well, not on my land! Prepare to be totalled by my army you bitches. Ahahahaha!
Lastly, not part of the declaration is this silly little holiday nonsense; waking up the sun? More weird ass witchcraft bullshit. There's more important things to do than celebrate this crap, but I'll be kind and let you all have your dumb little holiday thing. Your welcome.
Just don't make a stupid mess, serfs. I don't want any of you babies coming to cry to me when somethings been stolen or someone hurt you or whatever. Which is why my army needs to get its ass in gear quickly! Whatever kind of crap you idiots in Mafioso and Cabal are up to, it'll be stopped under the awesome power of the Prussian army! Hahahahaha!
Declaration of SoeldeiBecause you sissies had more than enough time to challenge my authority over this land in which non of you did, it is now officially mine! If this counsel has an issue with it than they can bring it up to me. I'm a country so I hold sovereignty anyways!
So, first. As your new and superior nation, everyone will be required to learn the awesome language of Prussia - German. I don't care what language you use in your journals since it all gets translated anyways but I don't want to be hearing any other inferior language being used on my land. If I have to teach everyone than I will; Queen, King, God, or Goddess, whatever! I don't care who you are or what you are, I'm your Nation and German is now your official language so get used to it. If you must, use Latin or French until you get a better understanding of German cause at least I'll understand what the hell you're saying.
Now, these factions. Pretty good idea, I'll give you that. I want everyone who is part of the Legion to check in with me, because if you are in the Legion than you're in my army! Which is a great honor, serfs, so be thrilled about it. I don't want any sissies who can't handle the awesome training of the Prussian army, so leave now if you don't think you can handle it! These lesser noble groups, Cabal and Mafioso? What kind of city supports shit like that? Well, not on my land! Prepare to be totalled by my army you bitches. Ahahahaha!
Lastly, not part of the declaration is this silly little holiday nonsense; waking up the sun? More weird ass witchcraft bullshit. There's more important things to do than celebrate this crap, but I'll be kind and let you all have your dumb little holiday thing. Your welcome.
Just don't make a stupid mess, serfs. I don't want any of you babies coming to cry to me when somethings been stolen or someone hurt you or whatever. Which is why my army needs to get its ass in gear quickly! Whatever kind of crap you idiots in Mafioso and Cabal are up to, it'll be stopped under the awesome power of the Prussian army! Hahahahaha!