As part of our quest to (somewhat) de-clutter our life, as well as display our embarassing "literary" tastes both past and present, Mez and I are getting rid of several dozen books. Originally, I was going to trade them to the local bookseller for credit, but then I would be getting books in return, and though it would be at about a 1:4 ratio, it goes against the spirit of getting rid of things. So I offer them to you, my internet friends and acquaintances, on a first-come first-serve basis for the low low price of free. Unless you live out of state though, then you will have to pay shipping. Two weeks after the posting of this list, all unclaimed books will be donated to the library or given to needy children for use as kindling and food.
The Two Hands of God - The Myths of Polarity by Alan W. Watts - SOLD! to
meladictionBunny Bunny Gilda Radner - A Sort of Love Story by Alan Zweibel
Sherman's March - The Complete Box Office Poison Vol. 1 by Alex Robinson GN
Planet News 1961-1967 by Allen Ginsberg - SOLD! to
smashingstarsDestroy - The Definitive History of Punk by Alvin Gibbs - SOLD! to
clammmMore Scary Storeis to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz - SOLD! to
pinkfungusScary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz - SOLD! to
pinkfungusToday I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr - Affirmations for Cynics by Ann Thornhill and Sarah Wells - SOLD! to
meladictionInterview with the Vampire by Anne Rice - SOLD! to
sanspoof The Tale of the Body Thief by Anne Rice - SOLD! to
sanspoof The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice - SOLD! to
sanspoof Japanese for Busy People - New, Unique Approach to Effective Daily Communication in Japanese by Association for Japanese-Language Teaching - SOLD! to
animatusThe Enlightened Smoker's Guide to Quitting by B. Jack Gebhardt PI S
Drawing Power - Volume One: The Splash Page by Bart Sears K
Bloom County - Billy and the Boingers Bootleg by Berke Breathed Record Missing - SOLD! to
skunk237 Bloom County - Classics of Western Literature (2 of these) by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
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pinkfungusBloom County - Loose Tails by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
pinkfungusBloom County - Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
pinkfungusBloom County - Tales Too Ticklish to Tell by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
skunk237Bloom County - The Night of the Mary Kay Commandos by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
pinkfungusBloom County - 'Toons for our Times by Berke Breathed W - SOLD! to
skunk237Goodnight Opus by Berke Breathed HC K - SOLD! to
pinkfungusOutland - One Last Little Peek by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
pinkfungusOutland - Politically, Fashionably, and Aerodynamically Incorrect by Berke Breathed - SOLD! to
pinkfungusReality Check [Already embarassingly outdated book from "Wired" about the future, unless hemp is an auto fuel by next year] by Brad Wieners and Devid Pescovitz
Mirrorshades - The Cyberpunk Anthology by Bruce Sterling - SOLD! to
zirielDancing with Cats by Burton Silver and Heather Busch
The Comedy Market - A Writer's Guide to Making Money Being Funny by Carmine DeSana
Strip Joint by Carol Lay
Great Expectation by Charles Dickens HC PI W
The War Against Boys - How Misguided Feminism Is Harming our Young Men by Christina Hoff Sommers HC - SOLD! to
scarlett_speaksCreated in Darkness by Troubled Americans - The Best of McSweeney's Humor Category by Dave Eggers, Kevin Shay, Lee Epstein, John Warner, and Suzanne Kleid
Fieldtrip - A Teenagers from Outer Space Movie Adventure by Dave Friedland SOLD! to
smashingstarsFlight by Dave Sim and Gerhard GN S SOLD! to
thebee76Melmoth by Dave Sim and Gerhard GN SOLD! to
thebee76Minds by Dave Sim and Gerhard GN SOLD! to
thebee76User 1 of 3 by Devin Grayson, John Bolton, and Sean Phillips GN
Randy $ells Out - A Collection of Randy's Greatest Hits Ripped from the Pages of Slacker Comics by Doug Slack GN
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul by Douglas Adams SOLD! to
taerowynThe Salmon of Doubt - Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time by Douglas Adams SOLD! to
taerowynAll Families Are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland HC SOLD! to
taerowynGeneration X - Tales for [*snicker*] an Accelerated Culture by Douglas Coupland SOLD! to
taerowynMiss Wyoming by Douglas Coupland SOLD! to
taerowynYou Are Worthless - Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt and Dr. Scott Dikkers
Amphigorey - Fifteen Books by Edward Gorey - SOLD! to
alice13Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky SB - SOLD! to
zirielDuke 2000 - Whatevery It Takes by G.B. Trudeau - SOLD! to
starrai Planet Doonesbury by G.B. Trudeau - SOLD! to
starrai Recycled Doonesbury by G.B. Trudeau - SOLD! to
starrai The Bundled Doonesbury by G.B. Trudeau - SOLD! to
starrai Virtual Doonesbury by G.B. Trudeau - SOLD! to
starrai The Far Side Gallery 4 by Gary Larson HC - SOLD! to
skunk237Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy and Other Mishead Lyrics by Gavin Edwards
How to Read Superhero Comics and Why by Geoff Klock
Brain Droppings by George Carlin HC - SOLD! to
presentientNapalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin HC - SOLD! to
pinkfungusHow to Read a Person Like a Book by Gerard I. Nierenberg and Henry Calero HC
It's Always Something by Gilda Radner
Kill Your Boyfriend by Grant Morrison and Philip Bond GN - SOLD! to
scarlett_speaksMy Life As a Cartoonist by Harvey Kurtzman K
The Unreality Industry - The Deliberate Manufacturing of Falsehood and What it is Doing to our Lives by Ian I. Mitroff and Warren Bennis - SOLD! to
meladictionStrange Deaths - More than 375 Freakish Fatalities by Ian Simmons - SOLD! to
clammmCunt - A Declaration of Independence - Expanded and Updated Second Edition by Inga Muscio - SOLD! to
grrjessiMisery Loves Comedy [very early Ivan Brunetti, before he could draw at all] by Ivan Brunetti GN
Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger - SOLD! to
pinkfungusThe Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger SB SOLD! to
poppinfresh666The Call of the Wild by Jack London HC PI W
Hell Eternal by Jamie Delano and Sean Phillips GN
No One Gets Out Alive - The Bestselling Biography of [talentless drug-addled hack] Jim Morrison by Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugerman
Death - At Death's Door by Jill Thompson GN
Hoodoo & Voodoo - The Craft as Revealed by Traditional Practitioners by Jim Haskins PI - SOLD! to
scarlett_speaksTex Avery - King of Cartoons by Joe Adamson - SOLD! to
sanspoof Writing Comedy by John Byrne (no, not that one)
Streetwise - Autobiographical Stories by Comic Book Professionals by Jon B. Cooke and John Morrow GN
The Artist's Way - A Spiritual Path to Higher Creativity by Julia Cameron - SOLD! to
scarlett_speaksThe Wanderer by Kahlil Gibran HC - SOLD! to
smashingstarsMind Riot - Coming of Age in Comix by Karen D. Hirsch
Akira Color Collection 1-10* by Katsuhiro Otomo GN - SOLD! to
pinkfungusDear Tiny Sepuku by Ken Cursoe
The Cartoon Guide to (non) Communication by Larry Gonick GN
The Cartoon History of the Universe Volumes 1-7 by Larry Gonick GN
Quick Shots of False Hope - A Rejection Collection by Laura Kightlinger
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll - SOLD! to
asienieiziGetting into the Business of Comics by Lurence Haines
Completely Mad - A History of the Comic Book Magazine by Maria Reidelbach
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain HC PI
Snowblind - Hepcats Volume 2 by Martin Wagner GN - SOLD! to
smashingstars101 Uses for a Dead Angel by Marty Norman
Reviving Ophelia - Saivng the Selves of Adolescent Girls by Mary Pipher, Ph.D.
Appleseed 4.1, 4.3, and 4.4 by Masamune Shoriw GN
Appleseed Book 1 by Masamune Shoriw GN
Appleseed Book 3 by Masamune Shoriw GN
Appleseed Databook 1-2 by Masamune Shoriw GN
Orion 1-6 by Masamune Shoriw GN - SOLD! to
pinkfungusThe Simpsons Rainy Day Fun Book by Matt Groening K
May Contain Nuts - A Very Loose Canon of American Humor by Michael J. Rosen
More Mirth of a Nation by Michael J. Rosen
Downsize This! - Random Threats from an Unarmed American by Michael Moore - SOLD! to
skunk237Wayne's World - Extreme Close-Up by Mike Myers and Robin Ruzan W
Teenagers From Outer Space - second edition by Mike Pondsmith - SOLD! to
smashingstarsThe Collected Hey, Neeters! by Mike Sagara GN
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman - SOLD! to
zirielThe Diamond Age (or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer) by Neil Stephenson - SOLD! to
zirielNewtype 100% Collection 19 - Nadia (Japanese book on one of the Nadia animes from the 80s or 90s) by Newtype
Japanese Kana Workbook by P.G. O'Neill - SOLD! to
animatusPagan Kennedy's Living - The Handbook for Maturing Hipsters by Pagan Kennedy SOLD! to
thebee76Spinsters by Pagan Kennedy SOLD! to
thebee76Stripping and Other Stories by Pagan Kennedy SOLD! to
thebee76Future Noir - The Making of Blade Runner by Paul M. Sammon - SOLD! to
zirielOne-Eyed Cat by Paula Fox
Hey, Mister - Celebrity Roast by Pete Sickman-Garner GN
Censored 2000 - The Year's Top 25 Censored Stories by Peter Philips Q
A Modern Way to Die by Peter Wortsman HC PI
And Eternity by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzBearing an Hourglass by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzBeing a Green Mother by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzFor Love of Evil by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzOn a Pale Horse by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzWielding a Red Sword by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzWith a Tangled Skein by Piers Anthony - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzThe Factsheet Five Zine Reader - The Best Writing from the Underground World of Zines by R. Seth Friedman
Superman's Metropolis by R.J.M. Lofficier, Roy Thomas, and Ted McKeever GN
A Graveyard for Lunatics by Ray Bradbury - SOLD! to
smashingstarsHow in the World? A Fascinating Journey Through the World of Human Ingenuity by Reader's Digest HC K PI
Illustrated Reverse Dictionary by Reader's Digest HC
Bratpack by Rick Veitch GN
Visual Workout - Creativity Workbook by Robin Landa and Rose Gonnella
Comics, Comix, & Graphic Novels - A History of Comic Art by Roger Sabin HC O - SOLD! to
ayunLenore: Noogies by Roman Dirge GN - SOLD! to
scarlett_speaksRanma 1/2 (Viz volume 3) by Rumiko Takahashi GN - SOLD! to
pinkfungusMarvel Mastworks Vol. 3 - X-Men 1-10 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby GN HC - SOLD! to
smashingstarsThe Cat's Guide to the Millenium - Spiritual Paths for the Enlightened Cat by Stefanie Samek
The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane HC PI
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King
Revenge of the Latchkey Kids - An Illustrated Guide to Surviving the 90s and Beyond by Ted Rall - SOLD! to
skunk237It's a Conspiracy! - The Shocking Truth About America's Favorite Conspiracy Theories by The National Insecurity Council - SOLD! to
skunk237Dispatches from the Tenth Circle by The Onion
Finest News Reporting by The Onion - SOLD! to
zirielOur Dumb Century (x2) by The Onion - SOLD! to
hellakittyHopping Mad by The Usual Gang of Idiots - SOLD! to
sanspoof Mad About the Buoy by The Usual Gang of Idiots - SOLD! to
sanspoof Mad in Orbit by The Usual Gang of Idiots - SOLD! to
sanspoof More Mad About Sports by The Usual Gang of Idiots - SOLD! to
sanspoof The Mad Book of Mysteries by The Usual Gang of Idiots - SOLD! to
sanspoof Three Ring Mad by The Usual Gang of Idiots Q - SOLD! to
sanspoof The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories by Tim Burton SOLD! to
thebee76William Gibson's Neuromancer - The Graphic Novel vol. 1 [not as exciting as you think] by Tom De Haven and Bruce Jensen GN - SOLD! to
smashingstarsThe Wrath of Sparky by Tom Tomorrow - SOLD! to
skunk237From Girls to Grrrlz - A History of ♀ Comics from Teens to Zines by Trina Robbins
Grimms Märchen [Grimm's Fairy Tales in German] by Unipart HC K - SOLD! to
skunk237Trilogy Tour II by various GN
The Werewolf Player's Guide by White Wolf - SOLD! to
smashingstarsInvisible People by Will Eisner GN - SOLD! to
starrai 13th Gen - Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore? by William Strauss and Neil Howe - SOLD! to
smashingstarsThe Fourth Turning - What the Cycles of History Tell Us About America's Next Rendezvous with Destiny by William Strauss and Neil Howe - SOLD! to
la_fae_existenzAn Invitation to Contemporary Japanese by Yasu-Hiko Tohsaku HC - SOLD! to
animatus The italicized codes after certain books correspond to the following:
HC - HardCover
K - Kids book or something kids may enjoy
O - Oversize. Won't fit well on many shelves. May be used to steady furniture.
PI - Personal Inscription from an absent friend or deceased relative that apparently is now of little value to our tiny coal black hearts
Q - Questionable condition. Possible den for insects. Probable den for various ailments, including hanta, ebola, and dropsy simplex
S - Signed by author
SB - That kind of hardcover your high school put on a paperback book, knowing you would otherwise destroy it. Instead, we stole it.
W - Water or perhaps urine** damage. Only God and my bladder knows for sure.
If you have any questions about any of these, feel free to let me know.
-- Schwa ---
* - OK, so Marvel Comics' imprint Epic started reproducing Katsuhiro Otomo's manga opus Akira in color for American audiences. Each monthly issue was 48 ot 64 pages long. After a couple years of this, they started being re-reprinted (again by Epic) in a collected form that included 3 or 4 of the U.S. issues. The monthly issues stopped, because Marvel lost the rights or Otomo was retooling the ending or interest faded since the movie had been out for a couple years, I don't know. Soon after, the collections stopped, just shy of an actual fucking ending and I was left in a lurch for years, until I read a roommate's phonebook-sized black and white collection (either 5 or 6... whichever the last one was) a couple years ago. My point is, if you take these off my hands, you aren't getting the complete story, but you are getting most of it in pretty pretty color. And English. Read it and then buy the last black and white collection at your local mega-bookstore, or cut them up and make a big collage. Whatever.
** - YES I AM KIDDING