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My fifteen characters meme answers! I worked so hard on this. If you don't read it, I'll cry.
From clumsygyrl:
if Patrick and Maja were a couple, what kind of courtship would they have? what would their wedding ceremony look like? Let me just note that I already spend all kinds of time thinking about the two of them. He's cranky and she'd be good at being dismissive of his cranky, while still being invested in his life. He mostly can't figure out his dumb luck. Their wedding happens at a courthouse, but fifty people still show up. Maja wears a leather jacket over her J Crew wedding dress and Patrick puts on a vest. They just wanted it over with. (They forgot to buy rings.)
Spencer is a famous chef, what is his/her signature dish and the name of their 5 star restaurant? Gerard is Spencer's harried but tried and true personal assistant - do they fall in love in the end? who is Benton Fraser in all of this? Spencer's restaurant is called The Harborside, because it's in a cliffside restaurant that has been in San Francisco since the reign of Queen Victoria. He didn't mean to hire Gerard, but they were neighbors when Spencer was emptying his savings to buy this place and Gee was trying to sell his first comic book and Gee isn't always the most organized assistant, but he charms and wheedles and gets things done. Ben Fraser is their best customer. He dines there every Thursday night, by himself, in uniform. (He's working at the consulate in the city.) Gerard and Spencer could never date; they're too close for that. And also, Gerard has witnessed the halting, nervous, deep conversations Spencer has with Ben after closing.
Tom Conrad secretly pines for Nick Wheeler, but Nick only thinks of Tom as a little brother/sister. Nick tries to get Rusty Ryan to take Tom out and it works out after a time. who does Nick really want? When Rusty Ryan blows into Chicago, trying to find someplace to actually settle down, everyone he meets knows it won't stick. Rusty sticks out here. He's too blonde, too perfect, too smooth. This is a city of parkas and noise. He meets Nick in the restaurant where Tyson works. Nick was just hanging out and Rusty stopped in because he'd heard about their famous Polish sausage. Nick saw him and thought instantly of Tom, still working at the cafe, still wanting to take photos, of what, he didn't know. And he could see the spark in their eyes when he introduced them. Tom put off meeting this guy that he was sure Nick was fucking for as long as he possibly could, and then it was this hot, older guy and he looked at Tom like he was the sexiest thing in the room and Tom kinda forgot Nick was there. He lets Rusty trip him into bed that night. Tom apologizes for messing up what Rusty had with Nick. Rusty laughs and tells him that Nick is so far gone over Tyson, he wouldn't have noticed another guy's dick in his ass. Tom has a moment of realization, then Rusty's making him come again. Nick helps him pack up when Rusty decides to take him to Europe. Tom sends a handmade postcard from every stop.
rsadelle asks:
Leonard McCoy is a werewolf. Tyson just doesn't understand why Len keeps hanging around. Len McCoy is a cool guy. Tyson gets that. But Tyson is a fast learner. He was new to town and so he presented himself to the local pack. The pack alpha is this affable, swaggering dude, but his right hand man (pack beta?) was the one who crossly said that he'd show Ty around. There's not a whole hell of a lot to see in Iowa, but Len keeps taking him out for dinners and to the movies. Tyson is honestly confused until Jim Kirk corners him one day. "Hey, I know I'm a pretty nice guy and stuff, but if you hurt Leonard, I am going to rip your throat out with my teeth. Are we clear?" Ty just blinked at him. He nodded and Jim went away. He's in his dorm room two weeks later with Leonard's hand down his pants when it all makes sense.
Bob has no idea what Jeph sees in Frank. I mean, Frank is okay, if you like that kind of thing. He's cool, but he's noisy and hyperactive and he doesn't know anything about Japan or tea or video games, not really. But Jeph is just spending all of this time with him like Frank is the best thing since sliced bread. Bob stomps back to his bunk and frowns deeply at Spider-Man comics until he falls asleep. "You gonna do anything about that?" Frank asks, and Jeph knows what he means.
"No. Too late. I got my shit together and just missed out."
Frank pauses and stares at him. "Too late for fucking what? Because he joined our band? Don't know if you know this, but we're on tour together." When the tournament is over, Jeph wiggles his way into Bob's bunk. Bob rolls in his sleep and lets Jeph be the big spoon and Jeph promises himself that he'll tell Bob tomorrow.
eleanor-lavish asks:
Maja and Patrick turn into toddlers. If Gerard and Nick are the ones left to deal with this, who is changing diapers and who is running for the hills? Again with the Maja and Patrick scenarios I've already done! In this case, though, everyone else would have run for the hills. Gerard would do the kinds of art projects with the kids that void a lease and Nick makes macaroni and cheese and Kool-Aid and hoses Maja down in the backyard after she's gotten into a mud pit.
Brendon and Benton Fraser are new crew members on the Enterprise. What do they do? Do either of them find romance? What happens when Rusty Ryan is the third on their away mission? They're both nurses. They come on to fill out McCoy's complement after … well, after everything. Ben and Brendon bond over not being bonded with everyone else. They're both sort of weird outcasts and Benton likes having someone to look after. Brendon is sort of a perennial little brother. Ben has a boyfriend down in engineering, and Brendon slept with a couple of guys, but nothing serious. He's trying to be really focused on learning from Dr. McCoy. They get sent onto a planet that's having an epidemic of a kind of flu that Earth eradicated when Brendon was a baby. Rusty Ryan is sent down to facilitate. Rusty, of course, gets hot and heavy with the queen of these people and ends up sicker than everyone else. They're too late with the vaccine, so Brendon has to just sit up with him while he fights it off for two days, during which he's too weak to be moved, and the dangerous symptoms come fast and furious. But Brendon puts into practice everything he learned and when he comes back, the look of pride on Dr. McCoy's face makes Brendon feel like a million bucks.
The combined output of yeats & wearemany:
Benton and Frankie. arranged marriage au. what happens? Pete tells Frankie they're not man enough for the job. It's London, 1865. Benton Fraser is getting on in years and his aunt informs him that if he doesn't marry by the end of the year, she's giving his father's lands, his father's whole life, to his cousin Albert. She puts up a nice girl as an option, but Ben has never been interested in nice girls. Or bad girls. Or any girls. His friend Margaret comes up with the solution. An acquaintance's sister has run off to the Indies with a scoundrel. They only need to find a boy who roughly matches her description, get the help of the brother, and pass him off. Benton knows just the boy. He and Frankie have had discussions in the parlor of the molly house where Benton spends his evenings. Frank is hilarious, and clever, but Ben has never… partaken of his services. Frank is known as an enthusiastic bottom boy, and Benton prefers that role, so to speak. It's Pete, the house's most dedicated gossip, who points it out while Frank is packing his things to become Francesca Vecchio. He'd overheard Frank say that maybe they would find companionship in each other. "You're not man enough for him, you know that, right?" Frank barely doesn't punch him. But he really likes Benton. He is introduced as the fiancee at a ball and wears a fashionably high-necked collar. They spend time together chatting and working in the garden and planning for their move to the ancestral home in Wales, where Ben says there isn't a soul for miles (and Frank can finally get out of the corsets). Frank only likes him more as this goes on, and he thinks the same is true for Benton, if the frequency with which he rubs his eyebrow means anything. The first time they kiss is on the altar, and Frank feels sparks in his toes. And that night, Frank fucks Benton through the mattress, makes him sob and beg for it, and shows him the beauty of being a switch.
wearemany asks:
everyone knows that Maja is queer. except Jepha. (uh, then what?): Jepha met Maja at a rock fest in Europe. They did a joint interview about what it's like to be women in rock bands and hit it off. They email a lot and see each other whenever they can. Maja is really hands-on, and she sleeps naked in Jepha's bunk when she visits on tour, and she insisted on a lot of skinny dipping when they went on vacation in France, but some girls are like that! Jepha assumes that because she's into girls, she sometimes reads into those situations. She's pretty sure that lots of girls sleep in the same bed when they have sleepovers, and Maja probably just feels comfortable with Jeph because they're both girls. Jeph is on tour when her Google Alert for Maja's name delivers Maja's interview in Out. Her hand hovers over the button for a long time, then she clicks and reads as fast as she can. Then she lies down and breathes. She ends up going to find Dan, who's playing Mass Effect in the lounge. "Dan, what does it mean if a girl who likes girls is really ... open with you?" "Is this about your lesbian girlfriend?" he asks, not even bothering to pause. Jepha blushes. "Um." "Maja wants to bang you, princess." Jeph stammers and runs away. She doesn't know what to say, but she emails Maja anyway. They're supposed to meet up when The Used is in Toronto next week. "I'm thinking about buying lingerie for our sleepover. Should I?" It's a completely ridiculous question, and Jeph hates that Gmail won't let her take it back. Maja responds ten minutes later. "Only if I get to peel it off."
when Nick Wheeler ran away with Gerard, the only one surprised was... everyone. They'd met at a festival and kept in touch. Tyson started getting weirder, "more LA" and Gee and Lindsey were no longer sure that they wanted to raise their daughter in that scene. They ask Nick to come back to New Jersey with them, start a family, and he doesn't give it a second thought.
katienyc asks:
Patrick wakes up as a toddler. Gerard has to take care of him/her until they can reverse whatever magic shenanigans caused it. Hijinks ensue? Pete knows that his first mistake was leaving them alone together. He and Mikey needed to find the (apparently real) witch that Patrick turned down in the bar last night. She'd told Patrick he was a spoiled fucking brat and he'd see that tomorrow. They called Gerard, who knew about kids now, or at least should. He came while Patrick was eating cereal and watching Yo Gabba Gabba. Pete and Mikey left when Gerard was getting Patrick dressed in his clothes (all of which were now little too) to walk two blocks to the nearest art supply store. They come back and Patrick is frowning and carefully painting on tiles. There are tiny paint handprints on the walls and the carpet of this expensive hotel room, as well as on Gerard, who can't stop smiling. Gerard is an awesome dad, and Pete will treasure the trivet Patrick made forever (it has a heart and a star and a guitar), but he just knows the tabloids are going to get a hold of the fact that he had to pay the hotel $2000 in damages.
Brendon and Tyson drunkenly get married in Vegas. How do they know each other? What happens next? Hadas called Spencer while he and Brendon were "writing." She said that her crew was doing a party bus to Vegas overnight and they should come and show them the Palms. Spencer had been super jealous that he hadn't gotten to go the last time, so Brendon goes along with it. They get all dolled up and race over to meet the party bus. It's dusk out and Tyson Ritter is already on the stripper pole. In a moving vehicle. And he looks like sex on a stick. Brendon is sort of fascinated, and Tyson likes that. Then they started drinking. Brendon remembers getting them in to look at the recording suite in the Palms. He remembers Tyson grinding on him in a club. He remembers the amazing reciprocal blowjob he got behind the party bus, and he remembers Marilyn Monroe and Tyson in a wig? And now he's got one of Tyson's big silver rings on his left ring finger and bruises on the insides of his thighs, the bones of his hips, and under his arm. But Tyson is still gorgeous as hell and sprawled across the bed and Brendon finds it hard to regret this. Even more so when Tyson wakes up with a smile and a "Hey, hubby," and his hand slides down Brendon's stomach. After a handjob and over room service waffles, Brendon learns that Tyson thinks he's a good guy and they might as well try being married, since it seemed like such a good idea last night. Brendon can't think of a good reason to argue.
Leonard and Benton - body swap! This goes better than it should, considering the two hundred years they also cross. Benton-as-Leonard confides in Jim, who immediately gets engineering to figure out what the hell happened and how to get Leonard back. Leonard-as-Benton tries not to die of boredom in this dumbass shack in the middle of the wilderness and promises himself that he will never wish for peace and quiet again.
forevernew asks:
Maja and Brendon are together, but Brendon cheats on Maja with Frankie. How do things ensue from there? What does Nick think about all this? Nick thinks it's a terrible idea. Brendon has been seeing Maja for four weeks, and learning a lot about himself and what he likes. Maja thinks that what he needs is someone he can settle down with, which is clearly not her. So she lures Frankie, Brendon's best friend from high school, home one night. She knows Brendon will be stopping by after dinner with a friend and catch them. She casts herself as the villain, watches as they get together, and praises herself for a job well done.
Patrick, Tom, and Benton: JONAS AU. :-P Obvy, Patrick is the hyper-focused, talented youngest brother. Tom is the heartthrob middle brother (his purity ring is mostly decoration. I mean, come on!). Benton is the eldest, but much more responsible than Kevin. And he does not dance.
pouncer asks:
Brendon, Bob, and Maja are on a subway train that derails. How do they handle the catastrophe and subsequent evacuation through tunnels? They're in the last car. The coupling fails and they end up stuck between stations. It was late at night, so there are only a dozen people or so on the train. Everyone looks to Bob for help, as Bob is the one who looks like he could help. They're surprised when the tiny blonde takes over. "Okay, there are access manholes between every stop. We'll be able to see the next lit one if we get out of here. And we should get out, just in case we get hit." Brendon is better when he has tasks, and Maja can see that, so while she and Bob pry the doors open, Brendon helps the little old lady in the handicapped seating to get to the door in the pitch black, using his iPhone to light the way. They have to leave behind her walker, but Brendon supports her all the way through the tunnel. Bob is seriously impressed with Maja when she shoves her heels into her huge shoulder bag and takes off barefoot. Maja leads and Bob brings up the rear. They hear the screeching and crashing as the train behind theirs brakes too late and hits the car. Maja gets the teenaged boys to lift off the manhole cover and they all exit through the grate onto 8th Avenue. The local press goes crazy with the reports of the empty train car. Where did the people go? The little old lady calls in and tells the story of the brave girl who led them to safety, but she get her name or her phone number. But Bob did.
Tom and Nick are fierce rival athletes at the winter Olympics. What sport do they participate in, how does their competition go, and who wins the gold medal? Tom and Nick Wheeler are short track ice skaters. Their fierce rivalry leads them to both try to pass the front runner on a turn in the 1500 and they wipe each other out, South Korea-style. They yell at each other, then meet over a beer. Their last chance to take home a medal is the relay, and they will team up just to go home with something. They practice like crazy for the two days before the race and whip the rest of the team into a frenzy. They take home the gold.
Jeph and Benton decide to start a band. What genre of music do they perform, what are their lyrics about, and what do the critics say? Jeph meets Benton when he moves up to the Northwest Territories to get away from it all. Ben is their local mountie. He plays the guitar, it turns out, so the two of them jam. They start playing Canadian folk songs and some acoustic versions of Jeph's favorite rock songs in the one bar in town. There are no critics when you're the only band for 100 miles.
Gerard and Tyson adopt a puppy together as part of an undercover operation (they have to pretend to be married). What kind of puppy, and how does their newest "family" member solve the entire mystery? Ty and Gerard show up in a gated gay-only community with a sweater tied around Ty's neck and their yellow Labrador puppy, Sonny. Gerard is a cartoonist in the city and Ty is his stay-at-home husband. The neighbors all like them and they're immediately getting invited over for bridge parties and Ty's gossiping with the other stay-at-home husbands over afternoon cocktails. They're on assignment from the Treasury department. They're both in the Secret Service. Gerard uses his art expertise to suss out money forgers and their methods. Supposedly, one of their neighbors is running an operation forging Euros. Ty pinpoints the Garner-Lloyds the first week. They both show up for afternoon cocktails and claim to be "investors" and when Ty mentions a second honeymoon in Italy, they have way too much knowledge of good restaurants in Europe. Plus, Dave and Gerard spent an entire dinner party once talking about how they were both art school graduates. They have a Dachshund, Lira, who is instantly Sonny's BFF. The two of them will howl at each other all night if they don't get sternly shushed. They're still trying to figure out how to get the evidence (they do all of their planning and sharing at night in bed, and they're both going to miss this when it's over) the night that Sonny escapes. There's howling and Ty's getting up and going downstairs to get Sonny when there's a sound like metal snapping and now the howling is outside. They both go running downstairs and find that Sonny's broken the lock on his puppy door and headed down the street to find Lira. Sonny is fast and Tim Garner-Lloyd is just coming outside when they come into the yard. "Sorry," Ty says, and Tim grins. "No trouble. Let's get your puppy back." David Garner-Lloyd went into the basement to get Lira and Sonny's scratching against the back door. David opens the door, intending to go outside, but Sonny runs past him and Lira jumps out of his arms and follows and Tyson and Gerard are there in a second. The dogs are now lost in a maze of high-tech printing equipment. "Whoa, this is intense," Gerard says. "Are you guys printing shirts or something?" Ty is crawling under a press, looking out for evidence as he coaxes Sonny and Lira out. "Ah, no," Tim says. "We do paper printing. Invites and stuff, y'know?" Gerard pretends to be completely uninterested and helps Ty get Sonny to come out of hiding. Sonny crawls into Tyson's arms. "Hey, what do we have here?" Ty says, getting a wet fistful of 100 Euro notes out of Sonny's mouth. "What did I tell you about eating paper? Give." Sonny looks contrite and lets go. Tyson looks at the notes, then quizzically at Tim. "Whoa, Timmy. What are ya'll up to down here?" Gerard shifts enough to feel the gun tucked at the small of his back. Tim gives them his big, winning grin. "Okay, you caught us. Turns out Dave here has a knack for engraving." "Oh my God!" Gerard says. "You're printing money? That's awesome!" He starts poking at a machine. "How are you doing it? Are you printing all the colors separately? Did you make your own plates?" Socially awkward Dave eagerly jumps in and starts showing Gerard how his press works. Tim gets Lira and goes up to Tyson. "You won't say anything, right? Maybe we could help out on your mortgage a little, y'know, neighbors helping neighbors." Tyson grins. "Yeah, I think we could work that out."
The Secret Service picks up Dave and Tim at 9am the next morning. Gerard watches from the breakfast nook with his coffee. He feels kinda bad, but he's seen minimum security prison, so not really. Tyson's there, taking Lira and bringing her home. They make a huge dinner to celebrate and invite the neighbors over. Tyson explains how dangerous it is to have criminals like that in the neighborhood and the kind of violence that brings. Jerry McMillan, head of the neighborhood watch, asks them to join up. That night, talking about how much they love this neighborhood and this house and living here, is the first time they have sex. Tyson waits for the next government real estate auction and buys the house. He builds a doghouse in the backyard for Lira and Sonny to snuggle in.
littlewitch34 asks:
Tom and Patrick are ghosts haunting the same place. What are they haunting? How did they die? how do they interact? The Epic was a coffeeshop in Chicago with a stage and local bands would play. Patrick snuck off of work one night to see his very favorite band, Arma Angelus. There was a fire that started at the doors and spread through the asbestos lined ceiling, killing everyone. The next night, everyone was back. Arma was going to play again. They've been playing every night since, and Patrick is slowly getting more bold in his flirtation with Tom, who works behind the bar. Eventually, he'll make his move, but he's got forever.
Spencer and Tyson are flowers. What type are they?: Spencer is a rose: spoiled and prickly. Tyson is a sunflower: tall and loud as fuck.
From clumsygyrl:
if Patrick and Maja were a couple, what kind of courtship would they have? what would their wedding ceremony look like? Let me just note that I already spend all kinds of time thinking about the two of them. He's cranky and she'd be good at being dismissive of his cranky, while still being invested in his life. He mostly can't figure out his dumb luck. Their wedding happens at a courthouse, but fifty people still show up. Maja wears a leather jacket over her J Crew wedding dress and Patrick puts on a vest. They just wanted it over with. (They forgot to buy rings.)
Spencer is a famous chef, what is his/her signature dish and the name of their 5 star restaurant? Gerard is Spencer's harried but tried and true personal assistant - do they fall in love in the end? who is Benton Fraser in all of this? Spencer's restaurant is called The Harborside, because it's in a cliffside restaurant that has been in San Francisco since the reign of Queen Victoria. He didn't mean to hire Gerard, but they were neighbors when Spencer was emptying his savings to buy this place and Gee was trying to sell his first comic book and Gee isn't always the most organized assistant, but he charms and wheedles and gets things done. Ben Fraser is their best customer. He dines there every Thursday night, by himself, in uniform. (He's working at the consulate in the city.) Gerard and Spencer could never date; they're too close for that. And also, Gerard has witnessed the halting, nervous, deep conversations Spencer has with Ben after closing.
Tom Conrad secretly pines for Nick Wheeler, but Nick only thinks of Tom as a little brother/sister. Nick tries to get Rusty Ryan to take Tom out and it works out after a time. who does Nick really want? When Rusty Ryan blows into Chicago, trying to find someplace to actually settle down, everyone he meets knows it won't stick. Rusty sticks out here. He's too blonde, too perfect, too smooth. This is a city of parkas and noise. He meets Nick in the restaurant where Tyson works. Nick was just hanging out and Rusty stopped in because he'd heard about their famous Polish sausage. Nick saw him and thought instantly of Tom, still working at the cafe, still wanting to take photos, of what, he didn't know. And he could see the spark in their eyes when he introduced them. Tom put off meeting this guy that he was sure Nick was fucking for as long as he possibly could, and then it was this hot, older guy and he looked at Tom like he was the sexiest thing in the room and Tom kinda forgot Nick was there. He lets Rusty trip him into bed that night. Tom apologizes for messing up what Rusty had with Nick. Rusty laughs and tells him that Nick is so far gone over Tyson, he wouldn't have noticed another guy's dick in his ass. Tom has a moment of realization, then Rusty's making him come again. Nick helps him pack up when Rusty decides to take him to Europe. Tom sends a handmade postcard from every stop.
rsadelle asks:
Leonard McCoy is a werewolf. Tyson just doesn't understand why Len keeps hanging around. Len McCoy is a cool guy. Tyson gets that. But Tyson is a fast learner. He was new to town and so he presented himself to the local pack. The pack alpha is this affable, swaggering dude, but his right hand man (pack beta?) was the one who crossly said that he'd show Ty around. There's not a whole hell of a lot to see in Iowa, but Len keeps taking him out for dinners and to the movies. Tyson is honestly confused until Jim Kirk corners him one day. "Hey, I know I'm a pretty nice guy and stuff, but if you hurt Leonard, I am going to rip your throat out with my teeth. Are we clear?" Ty just blinked at him. He nodded and Jim went away. He's in his dorm room two weeks later with Leonard's hand down his pants when it all makes sense.
Bob has no idea what Jeph sees in Frank. I mean, Frank is okay, if you like that kind of thing. He's cool, but he's noisy and hyperactive and he doesn't know anything about Japan or tea or video games, not really. But Jeph is just spending all of this time with him like Frank is the best thing since sliced bread. Bob stomps back to his bunk and frowns deeply at Spider-Man comics until he falls asleep. "You gonna do anything about that?" Frank asks, and Jeph knows what he means.
"No. Too late. I got my shit together and just missed out."
Frank pauses and stares at him. "Too late for fucking what? Because he joined our band? Don't know if you know this, but we're on tour together." When the tournament is over, Jeph wiggles his way into Bob's bunk. Bob rolls in his sleep and lets Jeph be the big spoon and Jeph promises himself that he'll tell Bob tomorrow.
eleanor-lavish asks:
Maja and Patrick turn into toddlers. If Gerard and Nick are the ones left to deal with this, who is changing diapers and who is running for the hills? Again with the Maja and Patrick scenarios I've already done! In this case, though, everyone else would have run for the hills. Gerard would do the kinds of art projects with the kids that void a lease and Nick makes macaroni and cheese and Kool-Aid and hoses Maja down in the backyard after she's gotten into a mud pit.
Brendon and Benton Fraser are new crew members on the Enterprise. What do they do? Do either of them find romance? What happens when Rusty Ryan is the third on their away mission? They're both nurses. They come on to fill out McCoy's complement after … well, after everything. Ben and Brendon bond over not being bonded with everyone else. They're both sort of weird outcasts and Benton likes having someone to look after. Brendon is sort of a perennial little brother. Ben has a boyfriend down in engineering, and Brendon slept with a couple of guys, but nothing serious. He's trying to be really focused on learning from Dr. McCoy. They get sent onto a planet that's having an epidemic of a kind of flu that Earth eradicated when Brendon was a baby. Rusty Ryan is sent down to facilitate. Rusty, of course, gets hot and heavy with the queen of these people and ends up sicker than everyone else. They're too late with the vaccine, so Brendon has to just sit up with him while he fights it off for two days, during which he's too weak to be moved, and the dangerous symptoms come fast and furious. But Brendon puts into practice everything he learned and when he comes back, the look of pride on Dr. McCoy's face makes Brendon feel like a million bucks.
The combined output of yeats & wearemany:
Benton and Frankie. arranged marriage au. what happens? Pete tells Frankie they're not man enough for the job. It's London, 1865. Benton Fraser is getting on in years and his aunt informs him that if he doesn't marry by the end of the year, she's giving his father's lands, his father's whole life, to his cousin Albert. She puts up a nice girl as an option, but Ben has never been interested in nice girls. Or bad girls. Or any girls. His friend Margaret comes up with the solution. An acquaintance's sister has run off to the Indies with a scoundrel. They only need to find a boy who roughly matches her description, get the help of the brother, and pass him off. Benton knows just the boy. He and Frankie have had discussions in the parlor of the molly house where Benton spends his evenings. Frank is hilarious, and clever, but Ben has never… partaken of his services. Frank is known as an enthusiastic bottom boy, and Benton prefers that role, so to speak. It's Pete, the house's most dedicated gossip, who points it out while Frank is packing his things to become Francesca Vecchio. He'd overheard Frank say that maybe they would find companionship in each other. "You're not man enough for him, you know that, right?" Frank barely doesn't punch him. But he really likes Benton. He is introduced as the fiancee at a ball and wears a fashionably high-necked collar. They spend time together chatting and working in the garden and planning for their move to the ancestral home in Wales, where Ben says there isn't a soul for miles (and Frank can finally get out of the corsets). Frank only likes him more as this goes on, and he thinks the same is true for Benton, if the frequency with which he rubs his eyebrow means anything. The first time they kiss is on the altar, and Frank feels sparks in his toes. And that night, Frank fucks Benton through the mattress, makes him sob and beg for it, and shows him the beauty of being a switch.
wearemany asks:
everyone knows that Maja is queer. except Jepha. (uh, then what?): Jepha met Maja at a rock fest in Europe. They did a joint interview about what it's like to be women in rock bands and hit it off. They email a lot and see each other whenever they can. Maja is really hands-on, and she sleeps naked in Jepha's bunk when she visits on tour, and she insisted on a lot of skinny dipping when they went on vacation in France, but some girls are like that! Jepha assumes that because she's into girls, she sometimes reads into those situations. She's pretty sure that lots of girls sleep in the same bed when they have sleepovers, and Maja probably just feels comfortable with Jeph because they're both girls. Jeph is on tour when her Google Alert for Maja's name delivers Maja's interview in Out. Her hand hovers over the button for a long time, then she clicks and reads as fast as she can. Then she lies down and breathes. She ends up going to find Dan, who's playing Mass Effect in the lounge. "Dan, what does it mean if a girl who likes girls is really ... open with you?" "Is this about your lesbian girlfriend?" he asks, not even bothering to pause. Jepha blushes. "Um." "Maja wants to bang you, princess." Jeph stammers and runs away. She doesn't know what to say, but she emails Maja anyway. They're supposed to meet up when The Used is in Toronto next week. "I'm thinking about buying lingerie for our sleepover. Should I?" It's a completely ridiculous question, and Jeph hates that Gmail won't let her take it back. Maja responds ten minutes later. "Only if I get to peel it off."
when Nick Wheeler ran away with Gerard, the only one surprised was... everyone. They'd met at a festival and kept in touch. Tyson started getting weirder, "more LA" and Gee and Lindsey were no longer sure that they wanted to raise their daughter in that scene. They ask Nick to come back to New Jersey with them, start a family, and he doesn't give it a second thought.
katienyc asks:
Patrick wakes up as a toddler. Gerard has to take care of him/her until they can reverse whatever magic shenanigans caused it. Hijinks ensue? Pete knows that his first mistake was leaving them alone together. He and Mikey needed to find the (apparently real) witch that Patrick turned down in the bar last night. She'd told Patrick he was a spoiled fucking brat and he'd see that tomorrow. They called Gerard, who knew about kids now, or at least should. He came while Patrick was eating cereal and watching Yo Gabba Gabba. Pete and Mikey left when Gerard was getting Patrick dressed in his clothes (all of which were now little too) to walk two blocks to the nearest art supply store. They come back and Patrick is frowning and carefully painting on tiles. There are tiny paint handprints on the walls and the carpet of this expensive hotel room, as well as on Gerard, who can't stop smiling. Gerard is an awesome dad, and Pete will treasure the trivet Patrick made forever (it has a heart and a star and a guitar), but he just knows the tabloids are going to get a hold of the fact that he had to pay the hotel $2000 in damages.
Brendon and Tyson drunkenly get married in Vegas. How do they know each other? What happens next? Hadas called Spencer while he and Brendon were "writing." She said that her crew was doing a party bus to Vegas overnight and they should come and show them the Palms. Spencer had been super jealous that he hadn't gotten to go the last time, so Brendon goes along with it. They get all dolled up and race over to meet the party bus. It's dusk out and Tyson Ritter is already on the stripper pole. In a moving vehicle. And he looks like sex on a stick. Brendon is sort of fascinated, and Tyson likes that. Then they started drinking. Brendon remembers getting them in to look at the recording suite in the Palms. He remembers Tyson grinding on him in a club. He remembers the amazing reciprocal blowjob he got behind the party bus, and he remembers Marilyn Monroe and Tyson in a wig? And now he's got one of Tyson's big silver rings on his left ring finger and bruises on the insides of his thighs, the bones of his hips, and under his arm. But Tyson is still gorgeous as hell and sprawled across the bed and Brendon finds it hard to regret this. Even more so when Tyson wakes up with a smile and a "Hey, hubby," and his hand slides down Brendon's stomach. After a handjob and over room service waffles, Brendon learns that Tyson thinks he's a good guy and they might as well try being married, since it seemed like such a good idea last night. Brendon can't think of a good reason to argue.
Leonard and Benton - body swap! This goes better than it should, considering the two hundred years they also cross. Benton-as-Leonard confides in Jim, who immediately gets engineering to figure out what the hell happened and how to get Leonard back. Leonard-as-Benton tries not to die of boredom in this dumbass shack in the middle of the wilderness and promises himself that he will never wish for peace and quiet again.
forevernew asks:
Maja and Brendon are together, but Brendon cheats on Maja with Frankie. How do things ensue from there? What does Nick think about all this? Nick thinks it's a terrible idea. Brendon has been seeing Maja for four weeks, and learning a lot about himself and what he likes. Maja thinks that what he needs is someone he can settle down with, which is clearly not her. So she lures Frankie, Brendon's best friend from high school, home one night. She knows Brendon will be stopping by after dinner with a friend and catch them. She casts herself as the villain, watches as they get together, and praises herself for a job well done.
Patrick, Tom, and Benton: JONAS AU. :-P Obvy, Patrick is the hyper-focused, talented youngest brother. Tom is the heartthrob middle brother (his purity ring is mostly decoration. I mean, come on!). Benton is the eldest, but much more responsible than Kevin. And he does not dance.
pouncer asks:
Brendon, Bob, and Maja are on a subway train that derails. How do they handle the catastrophe and subsequent evacuation through tunnels? They're in the last car. The coupling fails and they end up stuck between stations. It was late at night, so there are only a dozen people or so on the train. Everyone looks to Bob for help, as Bob is the one who looks like he could help. They're surprised when the tiny blonde takes over. "Okay, there are access manholes between every stop. We'll be able to see the next lit one if we get out of here. And we should get out, just in case we get hit." Brendon is better when he has tasks, and Maja can see that, so while she and Bob pry the doors open, Brendon helps the little old lady in the handicapped seating to get to the door in the pitch black, using his iPhone to light the way. They have to leave behind her walker, but Brendon supports her all the way through the tunnel. Bob is seriously impressed with Maja when she shoves her heels into her huge shoulder bag and takes off barefoot. Maja leads and Bob brings up the rear. They hear the screeching and crashing as the train behind theirs brakes too late and hits the car. Maja gets the teenaged boys to lift off the manhole cover and they all exit through the grate onto 8th Avenue. The local press goes crazy with the reports of the empty train car. Where did the people go? The little old lady calls in and tells the story of the brave girl who led them to safety, but she get her name or her phone number. But Bob did.
Tom and Nick are fierce rival athletes at the winter Olympics. What sport do they participate in, how does their competition go, and who wins the gold medal? Tom and Nick Wheeler are short track ice skaters. Their fierce rivalry leads them to both try to pass the front runner on a turn in the 1500 and they wipe each other out, South Korea-style. They yell at each other, then meet over a beer. Their last chance to take home a medal is the relay, and they will team up just to go home with something. They practice like crazy for the two days before the race and whip the rest of the team into a frenzy. They take home the gold.
Jeph and Benton decide to start a band. What genre of music do they perform, what are their lyrics about, and what do the critics say? Jeph meets Benton when he moves up to the Northwest Territories to get away from it all. Ben is their local mountie. He plays the guitar, it turns out, so the two of them jam. They start playing Canadian folk songs and some acoustic versions of Jeph's favorite rock songs in the one bar in town. There are no critics when you're the only band for 100 miles.
Gerard and Tyson adopt a puppy together as part of an undercover operation (they have to pretend to be married). What kind of puppy, and how does their newest "family" member solve the entire mystery? Ty and Gerard show up in a gated gay-only community with a sweater tied around Ty's neck and their yellow Labrador puppy, Sonny. Gerard is a cartoonist in the city and Ty is his stay-at-home husband. The neighbors all like them and they're immediately getting invited over for bridge parties and Ty's gossiping with the other stay-at-home husbands over afternoon cocktails. They're on assignment from the Treasury department. They're both in the Secret Service. Gerard uses his art expertise to suss out money forgers and their methods. Supposedly, one of their neighbors is running an operation forging Euros. Ty pinpoints the Garner-Lloyds the first week. They both show up for afternoon cocktails and claim to be "investors" and when Ty mentions a second honeymoon in Italy, they have way too much knowledge of good restaurants in Europe. Plus, Dave and Gerard spent an entire dinner party once talking about how they were both art school graduates. They have a Dachshund, Lira, who is instantly Sonny's BFF. The two of them will howl at each other all night if they don't get sternly shushed. They're still trying to figure out how to get the evidence (they do all of their planning and sharing at night in bed, and they're both going to miss this when it's over) the night that Sonny escapes. There's howling and Ty's getting up and going downstairs to get Sonny when there's a sound like metal snapping and now the howling is outside. They both go running downstairs and find that Sonny's broken the lock on his puppy door and headed down the street to find Lira. Sonny is fast and Tim Garner-Lloyd is just coming outside when they come into the yard. "Sorry," Ty says, and Tim grins. "No trouble. Let's get your puppy back." David Garner-Lloyd went into the basement to get Lira and Sonny's scratching against the back door. David opens the door, intending to go outside, but Sonny runs past him and Lira jumps out of his arms and follows and Tyson and Gerard are there in a second. The dogs are now lost in a maze of high-tech printing equipment. "Whoa, this is intense," Gerard says. "Are you guys printing shirts or something?" Ty is crawling under a press, looking out for evidence as he coaxes Sonny and Lira out. "Ah, no," Tim says. "We do paper printing. Invites and stuff, y'know?" Gerard pretends to be completely uninterested and helps Ty get Sonny to come out of hiding. Sonny crawls into Tyson's arms. "Hey, what do we have here?" Ty says, getting a wet fistful of 100 Euro notes out of Sonny's mouth. "What did I tell you about eating paper? Give." Sonny looks contrite and lets go. Tyson looks at the notes, then quizzically at Tim. "Whoa, Timmy. What are ya'll up to down here?" Gerard shifts enough to feel the gun tucked at the small of his back. Tim gives them his big, winning grin. "Okay, you caught us. Turns out Dave here has a knack for engraving." "Oh my God!" Gerard says. "You're printing money? That's awesome!" He starts poking at a machine. "How are you doing it? Are you printing all the colors separately? Did you make your own plates?" Socially awkward Dave eagerly jumps in and starts showing Gerard how his press works. Tim gets Lira and goes up to Tyson. "You won't say anything, right? Maybe we could help out on your mortgage a little, y'know, neighbors helping neighbors." Tyson grins. "Yeah, I think we could work that out."
The Secret Service picks up Dave and Tim at 9am the next morning. Gerard watches from the breakfast nook with his coffee. He feels kinda bad, but he's seen minimum security prison, so not really. Tyson's there, taking Lira and bringing her home. They make a huge dinner to celebrate and invite the neighbors over. Tyson explains how dangerous it is to have criminals like that in the neighborhood and the kind of violence that brings. Jerry McMillan, head of the neighborhood watch, asks them to join up. That night, talking about how much they love this neighborhood and this house and living here, is the first time they have sex. Tyson waits for the next government real estate auction and buys the house. He builds a doghouse in the backyard for Lira and Sonny to snuggle in.
littlewitch34 asks:
Tom and Patrick are ghosts haunting the same place. What are they haunting? How did they die? how do they interact? The Epic was a coffeeshop in Chicago with a stage and local bands would play. Patrick snuck off of work one night to see his very favorite band, Arma Angelus. There was a fire that started at the doors and spread through the asbestos lined ceiling, killing everyone. The next night, everyone was back. Arma was going to play again. They've been playing every night since, and Patrick is slowly getting more bold in his flirtation with Tom, who works behind the bar. Eventually, he'll make his move, but he's got forever.
Spencer and Tyson are flowers. What type are they?: Spencer is a rose: spoiled and prickly. Tyson is a sunflower: tall and loud as fuck.