(no subject)
I have never wanted noise-canceling headphones more in my life.
Also, my mother should be in charge of all parents. If their kids are
annoying, she should have the ability to assign new (preferably young and
sensible, as opposed to fiftyish and overly lenient, because their child is
a GIFT from NON^DENOMINATIONAL GOD!) parents. If the kid is unsalvageable,
they should probably be euthanized.
All of which is to say that my mother would have rather killed me than let
me get away with the shit that AUGUSTA! got away with on the train.
Also, my mother should be in charge of all parents. If their kids are
annoying, she should have the ability to assign new (preferably young and
sensible, as opposed to fiftyish and overly lenient, because their child is
a GIFT from NON^DENOMINATIONAL GOD!) parents. If the kid is unsalvageable,
they should probably be euthanized.
All of which is to say that my mother would have rather killed me than let
me get away with the shit that AUGUSTA! got away with on the train.