Another Stupid Meme
First times
Fell in love: 20
Lost your virginity: 18
Lost someone close to you: 26
Drank alcohol: 17
Smoked weed: 17; high school, what else is there to do?
Got your heart broken: 23; May her married life be as miserable as the rest of her life.
Got arrested: Attacked and harrassed, but never arrested. Down with the man!
Smoked a cigarette: 17, fucking peer pressure.
Broken a bone: 28, fucking Kevin.
Got cheated on: 23, fucking whore.
Rode the city bus: 23, fucking CA.
Went to a concert: 17 - Metallica, Alice In Chains bailed on us.
Met someone famous: 11? My dad took me to some PGA tour and used me to collect signatures.
Dyed your hair: 17, black - big shock.
Got your first cell phone: 26?
Got a Myspace: 29; only so women I thought were hot years ago could flirt with me and I could think about how pathetic they are now while questioning whether they were always that pathetic.
Snuck out of the house: 15
Got your own digital camera: never, too poor.
First time you got drunk: 17
Read Harry Potter: never, thank God I did something right.
Travelled across the ocean: 25, fucking bitch.
Wore a toga: Never was a frat boy.
Travelled out of state: 4?
Shopped at Abercrombie: never, but boy am I looking forward to it.
Went to Disney World: never was happy enough to be let in.
Went on a date: 17; yes my social skills have always been amazing.
Saw a Broadway play: never
How old are you now: 30
Cooked a full meal: 75; a man's got to know his limitations.
Hit someone with a shinai: 19
Fell in love: 20
Lost your virginity: 18
Lost someone close to you: 26
Drank alcohol: 17
Smoked weed: 17; high school, what else is there to do?
Got your heart broken: 23; May her married life be as miserable as the rest of her life.
Got arrested: Attacked and harrassed, but never arrested. Down with the man!
Smoked a cigarette: 17, fucking peer pressure.
Broken a bone: 28, fucking Kevin.
Got cheated on: 23, fucking whore.
Rode the city bus: 23, fucking CA.
Went to a concert: 17 - Metallica, Alice In Chains bailed on us.
Met someone famous: 11? My dad took me to some PGA tour and used me to collect signatures.
Dyed your hair: 17, black - big shock.
Got your first cell phone: 26?
Got a Myspace: 29; only so women I thought were hot years ago could flirt with me and I could think about how pathetic they are now while questioning whether they were always that pathetic.
Snuck out of the house: 15
Got your own digital camera: never, too poor.
First time you got drunk: 17
Read Harry Potter: never, thank God I did something right.
Travelled across the ocean: 25, fucking bitch.
Wore a toga: Never was a frat boy.
Travelled out of state: 4?
Shopped at Abercrombie: never, but boy am I looking forward to it.
Went to Disney World: never was happy enough to be let in.
Went on a date: 17; yes my social skills have always been amazing.
Saw a Broadway play: never
How old are you now: 30
Cooked a full meal: 75; a man's got to know his limitations.
Hit someone with a shinai: 19