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My aunt's wedding was yesterday so the family's been around all weekend.
The wedding was boring. There were a couple cute girls there, but I was afraid I might be related to them (like third cousins or something? I'm not sure how the cousins deal works). It's pretty understandable though; atractive genes do run in my family, duh. The high point was my dad comparing the bridesmaid to Divine.
Last night my crazy drunk grandmother from Colorado was talking to me. She told me a story about when she was a bartendser. This guy asked her to sit down next to him ans said "hey you're cute, lookin for some pussy."My grandmother said, Ï already got ap ussy and it's as big as that frying pan on the wall."
Later she was talking about stuff my aunt sends her from Florida and called it "hippie jive bullshit".
Then, she told me how to pick up girls in Colorado. "Just go up to them and say "I cool bitch, how about you?"
Oh, my family.
Lost Season 2 is gonna finish downloading in 2 hours. Man, I'm excited. That Season 1 finale was a hell of a cliffhanger.
The wedding was boring. There were a couple cute girls there, but I was afraid I might be related to them (like third cousins or something? I'm not sure how the cousins deal works). It's pretty understandable though; atractive genes do run in my family, duh. The high point was my dad comparing the bridesmaid to Divine.
Last night my crazy drunk grandmother from Colorado was talking to me. She told me a story about when she was a bartendser. This guy asked her to sit down next to him ans said "hey you're cute, lookin for some pussy."My grandmother said, Ï already got ap ussy and it's as big as that frying pan on the wall."
Later she was talking about stuff my aunt sends her from Florida and called it "hippie jive bullshit".
Then, she told me how to pick up girls in Colorado. "Just go up to them and say "I cool bitch, how about you?"
Oh, my family.
Lost Season 2 is gonna finish downloading in 2 hours. Man, I'm excited. That Season 1 finale was a hell of a cliffhanger.