Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
It'll be lost amongst all the other reviews, but I don't care. Plus, it's not really a review, it's more what I wrote during reading it. Began at 11 am, forced myself to stop at 4h30 am at the last chapter to sleep a little, and finished it just now.
It begin well, there's Snape. I like Snape. Ooh, is the form hanging Lucius? I'm sure the pale young man is Draco. Is Narcissa screaming? Ah, no, they're both at the table.
No, no, no! Not Minerva, tell me it's not Minerva! Ouf, no, ok, it's not her.
"Dinner Nagini." (heee. yeah, I smiled.)
DD's father? Serious?
"You look more tastier than Crabbe & Goyle, Harry" *snort*
...Hedwig? Stan?! Hagrid!! Come on, it's only chapter 4! sniff, Hedwige.
Yeah, Hagrid is OK. And the others?
...Dromeda? Seriously?
I guess now there's no doubt about Snape. I was hoping. Why do they keep Mundungus, He proved in the other books he's useless. I won't be surprised if he's Snape's source.
"'ear, 'ear" Oh George, never change.
Ollivander. I didn't re-read HBP, they thought he left then, right? He was already captured in fact?
Aunt Muriel is like Marge. Bet you Tonks is pregnant. Bingo!
Moody's eye, the bitch!
The blond is not Gilderoy, quand même? (don't I look lazy, not looking for translation.) Or maybe Bagman.
Snape send them to Hagrid! Gaaah! Call me fangirl, I know he attacked George, he's responsible for Moody's and Hegwige's deaths, he sold them (with his source) but how I can't wonder if, when he do something he know it's not cruel. He knows they'll be ok with Hagrid.
Riddle!Harry and Riddle!Hermione were not a joke against the Harmonians, right? Like the hippogriff tatoo.
No, self, Snape doesn't have a doe patronus. ("But JKR said there was a reason we couldn't know his patronus and his boggart!" "Probably because she didn't think of one for him, and therefore nothing to answer."
Elder's translation is Sureau. I didn't know that. I kept thinking to the old men in Charmed before understanding it's a tree, and finding a dictionary.
Aaah, now, if Phineas was lying and he made disappear Luna, Neville, and Ginny, it's something else, it's really a DE thing. Ah, no it's not him, just Luna.
Oh, come on Remus, Romulus?
The peacock will be important? It's an animagus? Or just a symbol?
DOBBY!!!!! No! (I heard a spoiler month ago that Hermione will die. I kept waiting for it, it's stressing.)
I'm actually crying for Dobby, there, I said it.
No, self, DD didn't use his portrait at Hogwart to tell Snape to tell Dobby to help Harry. McGonagall, probably.
And the diadem of Ravenclaw is the last Horcruxe. Aw, come on, don't tell me Draco warn Dobby! (When did I write that? When he didn't actively help Bella?)
"a skull still wearing a crown". The tiara of Rowena, I bet. But not her skull, I hope.
The COS is a horcruxe? It's in the COS?
Aberforth! See self, it wasn't Snape. ("still wonder about the doe").
Aha! Did Snape evilly punish Neville? More than 'send to the forest', I mean. (The lost Diadem, I knew it!). Nope.
WOW, Nev!
...they don't mind the Unforgivable when it's them doing it, do they?
Again with the not evil enough, if you're really a bad guy, try at least to kill them! Bat-like? Oh come on, Jo!
Re Percy: well, that was anti-climatic.
The Room of Requirement! I should have read HPB again, maybe the crown thing would have clicked sooner. (I totally fall for the crown in the safe)
No, Fred! Severus! Goodbye Snape, you were the first bad guy I really fangirled.
Remus, Tonks...The Marauders, Lily and Snape are all dead. It's like, the last generation is no more.
"The Prince's Tale" Why do I think it'll be my favorite chapter ever?
He was 'this horrible boy'! Sev? Ooooh, some fans won't like it. It's always better than 'Tuney.
AHAA! WE KNEW IT!!!! I never should have doubted. Snape's fangirls are not so crazy now! (I'm not talking plane astral wives there, of course. Like the difference between H/Hr shippers and Harmonians.)
It was him!! The doe!! It was him!
Neville! Yeah! And Kreacher! (Dobby, *sniff*, wish he was there. Wonder if Winky was.) Molly! Wow!
And every one know the truth about Snape, now! I'm sure there are peoples saying how much they hated the final fight. I don't care, I loved it!
Oookay, the children's name? A bit too much.
Severus? Albus Severus? I wonder how Snape would take his name given to a Potter :D. Scorpius!? I guess it's not some so strange names when you're a wizard.
I think I have my favorite book. Goodbye Harry.
Hm, because it would be spoilery to do it in the mood, ignore me while I, hmm,
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I want to re read all of them now. Even OOTP.
It begin well, there's Snape. I like Snape. Ooh, is the form hanging Lucius? I'm sure the pale young man is Draco. Is Narcissa screaming? Ah, no, they're both at the table.
No, no, no! Not Minerva, tell me it's not Minerva! Ouf, no, ok, it's not her.
"Dinner Nagini." (heee. yeah, I smiled.)
DD's father? Serious?
"You look more tastier than Crabbe & Goyle, Harry" *snort*
...Hedwig? Stan?! Hagrid!! Come on, it's only chapter 4! sniff, Hedwige.
Yeah, Hagrid is OK. And the others?
...Dromeda? Seriously?
I guess now there's no doubt about Snape. I was hoping. Why do they keep Mundungus, He proved in the other books he's useless. I won't be surprised if he's Snape's source.
"'ear, 'ear" Oh George, never change.
Ollivander. I didn't re-read HBP, they thought he left then, right? He was already captured in fact?
Aunt Muriel is like Marge. Bet you Tonks is pregnant. Bingo!
Moody's eye, the bitch!
The blond is not Gilderoy, quand même? (don't I look lazy, not looking for translation.) Or maybe Bagman.
Snape send them to Hagrid! Gaaah! Call me fangirl, I know he attacked George, he's responsible for Moody's and Hegwige's deaths, he sold them (with his source) but how I can't wonder if, when he do something he know it's not cruel. He knows they'll be ok with Hagrid.
Riddle!Harry and Riddle!Hermione were not a joke against the Harmonians, right? Like the hippogriff tatoo.
No, self, Snape doesn't have a doe patronus. ("But JKR said there was a reason we couldn't know his patronus and his boggart!" "Probably because she didn't think of one for him, and therefore nothing to answer."
Elder's translation is Sureau. I didn't know that. I kept thinking to the old men in Charmed before understanding it's a tree, and finding a dictionary.
Aaah, now, if Phineas was lying and he made disappear Luna, Neville, and Ginny, it's something else, it's really a DE thing. Ah, no it's not him, just Luna.
Oh, come on Remus, Romulus?
The peacock will be important? It's an animagus? Or just a symbol?
DOBBY!!!!! No! (I heard a spoiler month ago that Hermione will die. I kept waiting for it, it's stressing.)
I'm actually crying for Dobby, there, I said it.
No, self, DD didn't use his portrait at Hogwart to tell Snape to tell Dobby to help Harry. McGonagall, probably.
And the diadem of Ravenclaw is the last Horcruxe. Aw, come on, don't tell me Draco warn Dobby! (When did I write that? When he didn't actively help Bella?)
"a skull still wearing a crown". The tiara of Rowena, I bet. But not her skull, I hope.
The COS is a horcruxe? It's in the COS?
Aberforth! See self, it wasn't Snape. ("still wonder about the doe").
Aha! Did Snape evilly punish Neville? More than 'send to the forest', I mean. (The lost Diadem, I knew it!). Nope.
WOW, Nev!
...they don't mind the Unforgivable when it's them doing it, do they?
Again with the not evil enough, if you're really a bad guy, try at least to kill them! Bat-like? Oh come on, Jo!
Re Percy: well, that was anti-climatic.
The Room of Requirement! I should have read HPB again, maybe the crown thing would have clicked sooner. (I totally fall for the crown in the safe)
No, Fred! Severus! Goodbye Snape, you were the first bad guy I really fangirled.
Remus, Tonks...The Marauders, Lily and Snape are all dead. It's like, the last generation is no more.
"The Prince's Tale" Why do I think it'll be my favorite chapter ever?
He was 'this horrible boy'! Sev? Ooooh, some fans won't like it. It's always better than 'Tuney.
AHAA! WE KNEW IT!!!! I never should have doubted. Snape's fangirls are not so crazy now! (I'm not talking plane astral wives there, of course. Like the difference between H/Hr shippers and Harmonians.)
It was him!! The doe!! It was him!
Neville! Yeah! And Kreacher! (Dobby, *sniff*, wish he was there. Wonder if Winky was.) Molly! Wow!
And every one know the truth about Snape, now! I'm sure there are peoples saying how much they hated the final fight. I don't care, I loved it!
Oookay, the children's name? A bit too much.
Severus? Albus Severus? I wonder how Snape would take his name given to a Potter :D. Scorpius!? I guess it's not some so strange names when you're a wizard.
I think I have my favorite book. Goodbye Harry.
Hm, because it would be spoilery to do it in the mood, ignore me while I, hmm,
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I want to re read all of them now. Even OOTP.