Prepare to have your mind blown.

Sep 11, 2011 17:19

These are the words in my arsenal, which i will use to impress you and undress you:

I spend my free time poking at and kneading the fat around my ribcage.

I stare at walls and think about things like: what would happen if I was best friends with Kristen Stewart?
  I have news. There is no right answer.

I see a rainbow and imagine chasing it, climbing it, finding a leprechaun, getting in a long but ultimately not very fruitful brawl, and return home disappointed and none the richer.

Now put those clothes back on.
I never said this would result in any action.
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